The Gardeners Rest #12 (2017)

[Lumpy]

pointed at everyone in the bar. It was very useful sometimes having 8 fingers on each hand thought Tululah the head barmaid who was intentionally pointing at VC.

All of a sudden the door crashed open in in charged the tree fairy complete with her............

[lottie dolly]

her wings and happy wand to......................

[JanieB]

banish the men in the white coats who were bent on ruining the vine nutters club Christmas fun. The men in the white coats had other strategies to confuse the fairy and reach their goal however....

[Lumpy]

Trigger, who was always hungry sniffed out the various food stains on the white coats and started chasing them out of the door in an attempt................

[JanieB]

to chew the carrot juice stains which had been sprayed on the coats by Lumpy who had realised what they were up to. Unfortunately....

[Lumpy]

due to her poor eyesight Lumpy had misread the word carrot. She had instead sprayed the poor misguided fools with.................

[veggiechicken]

..........parrot droppingss from the bottom of Percy''s ..............bottom
(Percy is the GR's resident parrot who sits on his perch at the end of the bar and passes comments and wind about the clientele).
........as you were...........

[rary]

There you go again VC confusing me, what do you mean,passing comments and wind about the clientele, how do you pass wind about the clienteleunless I get an answer I will ponder that all night, you would be better buying me a wee, large bottle of whisky while I think on this

[Greenleaves]

What's happen to my big sister the tree fairy said the weed fairy GL...has she......

[JanieB]

he also fell in the cauldron a couple of Christmases back and hasn't totally regained his feathers. He's partial to having a tipple out of any glass that comes near enough to him so Rary beware if you have actually managed to get a drink one way or another. At the moment he is trying to...

[veggiechicken]

............remember the words to the joke about the Tree Fairy and Trigger, it was something about having a stable relationship
Percy clacked his beak in frustration and squawked while VC leant past him and offered rary a penny so that he could have a wee...............

[JanieB]

in the gents which still required a penny in the slot and she was fed up with him doing it...

[Lumpy]

At the very moment Janie was trying to finish her sentance the pub door crashed open and in ran 19 Crimbo elves shouting about elf and safety issues in the bar. They had been part of the crowd outside but had decided that they were fed up with...............

[veggiechicken]

...........people making fun of the size of their...............

[rary]

Ears, we have had enough comments about them, they said, to which VC added they have to be that size to hold up their hats, ear,ear shouted...