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I do not, however, like anything with nuts in.....oooooops! We're in the GR aren't we.....um. Janie goes pink realising what she has just said. Her embarrassment is covered by the entrance of......"I prefer rogues to imbeciles as they sometimes take a rest" (Alexander Dumas)
"It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live" (also Alexandre Dumas)
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..........the Postman, Pat.
"Evening everyone, I've brought you a sack full of cards, presents, free samples and round robins (they're so round they rolling around in the sack."
He delved deep into the bulging sack and brought out the contents one by one, reading out the names as he did so.............
First out was a heavy parcel for Cadalot - here's your mail, Pat said - your Chain mail
Next out was a rather dishy Pompier, wearing lippy ready for Nicos, who always needed to find the lippy for the Pompiers.
........and here's Janie's Mail, I mean Male
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..a badly wrapped elephant garlic from...."I prefer rogues to imbeciles as they sometimes take a rest" (Alexander Dumas)
"It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live" (also Alexandre Dumas)
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elephants R us.
However, the badly wrapped bundle was not a giant garlic but Lumpy's baby nephew Flumpy. His parents had gone on holiday for a few weeks and decided that Flumpy could go to the Gardeners Rest to learn how to be a good elephant..................he was in the words of all his family.................loud, daft, destructive, obsessive and prone to wind.
As soon as he was released from his wrappings Flumpy ran off towards Lottie, Nicos and SP who were in the snug gossiping about some of the regulars.
Lottie started wailing as Flumpy jumped on her new pure wool jumper and started to chew the knitted carrot that decorated the front.
Oh no thought Lumpy as she saw Flumpy's head shoot up and his trunk go straight as he spotted................I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison
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...GL's pet mouse which had just poked it's head out to see if it was the Night before Xmas yet...."Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple
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"Look behind you " everyone called out...."Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple
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"Flumpy's done a poopoo and.................Comment
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they all run towards the pile of stinky poop to claim it as their....................I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison
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..Christmas gift for.....
Meanwhile GL's pet mouse was just putting on a pair of .....Last edited by Greenleaves; 20-12-2017, 11:51 AM.Comment
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thigh length boots as he had always suspected that it was supposed to be 'squeak in boots' rather than 'puss in boots'.
He was going to try and tame the unruly baby elephant so stood on top of the bar and shout............
Oi mini paciderm.........................come and................I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison
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..........play hide and seek. The one who stays hidden for the longest time wins a ............Comment
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...peanut. But no...not any old peanut!...a rather very special peanut because..."Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple
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peaaaaaaaaaaaaanutssssssssssssssssss..shouted the always excitable little Flumpy who ran at Nicos and, before she could finish her sentence jumped from her lap to GL's shoulder to Cads shield and onto the bar.
He crammed his trunk full of the peanuts that were for the customers and started firing them like little bullets at anything that took his fancy.
Ping..........Tululah barmaid got one in her ear.................twang.................Janie was hit on her wine glass which then shattered leaving Janie on her hands and knees trying to suck up her precious wine off the floor..................and then it happened. Flumpy made a big mistake. He aimed at VC.
She was watching all this from her table and strumming her fingers faster and faster in annoyance.
Just as the peanut was about to hit her wattle she held up her beak and glared at it. It stopped dead in mid air and seemed to float in front of her.
Right, you rascal you ARE going to learn how to behave..............come here and sit down - NOW!
Little Flumpy had no choice but to obey the hypnotic voice that was controlling everyone of his movements. He crept over to VC and sat obediantly on her feet and raised his trunk in salute.
Now Flumpy I'm going to teach you how to................I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison
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..............play the trumpet and VC rummaged in her capacious handbag.
There it was, beneath the kitchen sink, a polished brass trumpet that had belonged to great Uncle Satch and had been blown when he serenaded LD.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7N2wssse14
LD blushed at the memory and.................Comment
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