The Gardeners Rest #12 (2017)

[Nicos]

Grabbed rary and started epilating his legs...Oh dear...a definate trip hazard if ever there was one....

[Nicos]

Screaming ( cos we all know ladies ...don't we...that the first time is always the worst!) rary somehow managed to escape, closely followed by the elves....

[Nicos]

His glow in the dark leg kindled the interest of some passing reindeer ....

[Nicos]

..which were on the look out for some dilithium crystals for the sleigh (it's not all done by magic you know children...)....

[Lumpy]

because theirs had been eaten by Lumpy when she was trying to calm her nerves down by comfort eating after the arrival of Flumpy.

She had found to her surprise that they tasted just like...............

[Cadalot]

Peanut Butter !....

[Aberdeenplotter]

which is as awful as marmite but then .........................

[Lumpy]

Lumpy didn't care that much because..................

[Nicos]

She had accidentally got a large orb of ice-cream wedged in her trunk!
Talk about an ice-cream headache...And a sudden urge to sneeze....

[Nicos]

Look behind yooooou....

[Lumpy]

shouted Nicos who was now begginng to suffer from the severe affects of 'nopantosoilldoitallmyself' itis.

Watching in gob smacked amazement Nicos saw exactly where the huge dollop of ice cream was going to go and nearly did a little wee wee in excitement as it thundered out of Lumpy's trunk and...............

[rary]

Headed straight for the chicken coop, where.....

[veggiechicken]

...........VC stood, legs akimbo, bracing herself against the impact of the icecream volley.
As the icy meteor sped towards her, she whipped out a cricket bat and with a mighty swipe, whacked the icecream back to Lumpy who...........

[Nicos]

Ducked and watched it heading straight for Cad.
Oh noooo thought Cad (he recalled the last time his armour was covered in ice-cream...yes...strange things always seem to happen when Cad is about...had you noticed?)
So, quick as flash, he jumped straight into the Tardis which had accidentally had it's door left open.
Yey! Thought Cad and, having absolutely no idea what he was doing started to twiddle the knobs, press all the buttons, flick all the switches......

[Lumpy]

and give a big sigh of relief because he just knew that he had missed the ice cream cannon ball by going forward in time 5 mins. Phew!

He walked out of the Tardis with a very smug smile on his face thinking............see it's not that hard being a time lord (not realising that he had gone back in time 10 seconds) when the ice cream hit him square in the chops.

It ran down inside his armour and started to form a puddle very close to his...........