The Gardeners Rest #12 (2017)

[veggiechicken]

...........codpiece Starting to feel a bit chilly down there, he muttered, better get the chips on quickly before the cod gets too cold.
Does anyone have an old GYO magazine to wrap the cod and chips in or can we use.............

[Aberdeenplotter]

Rary's jacket. It's usually hanging about here somewhere and ......................

[rary]

Don't use my jacket my cheese piece is Jim my pocket (that's a cheese sandwich) actually its been in there since last year, so it will be nice and tasty

[rary]

Sorry should have asked, anyone like a share of it?

[veggiechicken]

I think AP would but he'd need you to pay for a pint of the black stuff to wash it down!!
Speaking of which, since you're paying, rary, mine's a large red...............

[Lumpy]

jammy doughnut...................with lots and lots of..........

[rary]

The matured cheese that you have rary,

[Lumpy]

said Flumpy whose taste buds had not yet developed past the 'everything tastes the same' stage.

Rary really didn't hear what was said as he was peering through the open door of the Tardis and wondering if.................

[veggiechicken]

.............he pressed the right combination of flashing lights on the keypad, money would pour from the dispenser below or would.............

[Lumpy]

whisk him off to a new galaxy where money didn't matter and he was.................

[Snoop Puss]

... surrounded by presents that his wife would love. Either that or...

[veggiechicken]

........would it exude an aura that would make rary look young again,
Rubbing his chins pensively, rary muttered to himself (because everyone else ignored whatever he said) that if he could wish for one of these it would be..........

[Greenleaves]

A super duper birthday party for Lumpy and a biscuit crushing thingy for his Mrs or........

[Lumpy]

Lumpy was sitting with VC when GL mentioned a party and all of a sudden a huge tear fell from her eye and down her trunk. Whats the matter asked VC and Lumpy explained that she had never had a birthday party, even when she was a very little elephant as Christmas was always more important.

Don't mope Lumpy shouted Cadders we can all share your cakes and leave Rary to decide whether a tattie peeler or a tattie masher is the best gift for......................

[rary]

But Lumpy had more important things to think about, than worry what rary would buy for his wife, she was going to have a birthday party, and as this was her first, she wanted it to be memorable, so after considering every one that used the GR, she turned to VC as she evidently had experienced more birthdays than any of the other customers, even rary was just a boy in comparison, and asked her for advice!!! which of course was...