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  • the Tardis, shouting...

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    • "I'm late. I'm late for a very important date" and shook his head n a very confused fashion, scratched his whiskers and plonked himself down on...........

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      • what he thought was a huge comfy scatter cushion.

        Oi shouted Lumpy and the stranger flopped on her 'can't you see I'm just trying to keep very small so the MODS don't pack my trunk for me and send me off to the'......................
        I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

        Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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        • The "Neverland" with Peter Pan, needless to say.............
          "Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad"

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          • the apple-shaped with a big white beard paid no attention to Lumpy. He was too busy trying to keep hold of his bright red trousers - funny pyjamas, Lumpy thought to herself - to stop them falling down. "But I'm late", he insisted. "And if I don't get a move on it'll be an international, possibly even an inter-galactic disaster."

            Nicos had joined the crew and, being very clever, thought that if anyone was going to come up with a plan to get back to the GR, it was going to have to be her. So she...

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            • twiddled and twaddled with all the knobs, buttons and levers untill there was a diddle dum diddle dum sound and...............
              I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

              Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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              • ...........and 12 Pipers Piping marched out of the Tardis. This wasn't quite what Nicos intended but maybe.............

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                • If she bought me a pint of the black stuff everything would.................

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                  • .............fall into place. Just as AP (luvly to see you your pint's in the corner behind rary's collecting tin), departed there was an almighty crash and the Tardis door opened silently and closed again with a big clang.......but not before Santa had a chance to..........
                    Last edited by veggiechicken; 24-12-2017, 07:59 PM.

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                    • Catch his red trousers in the door as it slammed shut.

                      As the Tardis vanished it took the trousers with it leaving.........
                      I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

                      Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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                      • Santa "Bare faced"

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                        And if luck would have it, in walked BM to a raptuous applause!

                        Where have you been commented a few!

                        To which the reply came.............
                        "Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad"

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                        • Oh just hanging around...................now this dance competition I really would like to have a go at...........
                          I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

                          Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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                          • ...the can-can....
                            "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                            Location....Normandy France

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                            • ...but I've got to peel this huuuge bag of sprouts I bought for 9p on yellow label last night....
                              "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                              Location....Normandy France

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                              • .................Snap, said VC, I have a 09p bag too. Don't you just lurve Yellow stickers .............and with a flourish and a flurry of feathers, VC produced a big roll of Yellow Stickers and started to stick them...............

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