Useless facts

[Greenleaves]

Did you know there are ?

33 days till Pancake Day
34 days until Valentine's Day
72 days until the clocks go forward
80 days until Easter
290 days until the clocks go back
293 days until Halloween
298 days until Bonfire Night
347 days until Chr..........

[veggiechicken]

Yes!
Next question.

I didn't really but I like to be rude to GL.

[Guest]

Thanks for that GL. Now if I could only remember some useful facts.

[DWSmith]

Did you know that you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

[veggiechicken]

Here we drive on a road and park in a parkway that has a train station - or I could be confused again

[Lumpy]

Camels can’t walk on ice.
322 days till the GR opens.
If a hippo’s skin is red or pink it’s dried hippo sweat.

[bramble]

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

[Jay22]

The fluff in the bottom of your pockets is called gnurr!

[Cadalot]

It's easy to keep an idiot in suspense

I'll tell you how tomorrow

[Paulie]

The whole thing's daft - I don't know why. You have to laugh, or else you'll cry.

[Lumpy]

It's only the hairs on a gooseberry that stop it from being a grape....................off to hide in a corner now.

[mothhawk]

If you could walk to the Moon, and you walked non-stop, it would take you almost 9 years.

[mothhawk]

The average person laughs 10 times a day. Not nearly enough IMO.

[mothhawk]

All the planets in our solar system are named after gods.

Except Earth.

[mothhawk]

If you are suffering from synchronous diaphragmatic flutter.........

you've got hiccups.

A gentleman called Charles Osborne had hiccups for 68 YEARS!