Pyramid at Giza, Gas expansion chamber - SOLVED

[no_akira]

I've only gone and solved a 2000 year old 'design' mystery...SOLVED

Basically the central chamber is a big mixing bucket, x2 chemicals in solution are added. They react giving off Hydrogen or Methane gas filling the Kings Chamber (This was the reason nothing flammable was found in this chamber. Also explains the 'Over engineered' large granite casing stones in these chambers, so they can handle the thermobaric pulse.

I little skinny slave then comes along with a lighted wick and pokes it through hole in large wooden doors... THUMP WHOOOSH (singed eyebrow time)

This expanding gas finds the 'route of least resistance' out of this central chamber via the skinny star orientated chutes causing 100 ft bright blue flames out of either side of the Pyramid.

This is consistent with Egyptian Funerary thinking, Horus was always depicted as 'electric blue".

This night-time ceremony was performed annually to WOW the "working-classes" and keep them in check with the Kings Devine majesty and fitness to rule over you pleps.

Methane fairy lights in Ireland have often been associated with the soul in ancient culture

[burnie]

Where did the ancient Egyptians get a mixing bucket?

[no_akira]

Pharoahs-r-us or Screwbreak next door

[Bill Door]

Strangely what you have said is all possible.

Although, I don't think it was two liquids in the "bucket". I am pretty sure they had a herd of cows down there and every 12 months a small pebble was rolled down into another chamber and struck a Zippo lighter, setting off the methane gas that had accumulated. I think that this system failed after about five years because they forgot to introduce a bull when the cows were left there.

I also don't think they had wooden doors built into the entrance of the pyramid.

I have checked out my theory with a crapologists friend of mine and he is in full agreement.

Bill

P.S everybody knows that Pharoahs-r-us only dealt in slaves and Screwbreak did trips up and down the Nile.

[Miss Mousetrousers]

The occasional eruptions of methane gas in the past have been known to occur in this area where pockets of peat suddenly burst into flames. It was called "bog burst" and thought to indicate some form of demonic possession and many travellers were led astray. This phenomenon is not to be confused with the over-indulgence of hot curries or similar effluvium emanating from certain politicians leading many people astray. There is also a striking similarity between the shapes of pyramids and volcanoes, so your theory may well be right, though I couldn't possibly comment!

[boatsman]

The pyramids were the inspiration for the Siegfried Line, which consisted amongst other things of small concrete pyramids as tank obstacles. Incidently, the occupants of the pyramids were provided with plenty of food - they could eat the sand which is there.

[burnie]

No wonder the annual pub panto is so popular on here, right bunch of comidien(nne)s.

[Bill Door]

All joking aside I have read the article in the Telegraph dated 21 November 2017 and it seems to be a very interesting find, the void in the pyramid. There has been a substantial amount of discussion on how to proceed after the scan of the pyramid was completed. They are now trying to work out how to access the void without causing too much damage to the pyramid. There was a call for funds to take it forward. Gillette have been approached but they are not convinced that the anomaly at the bottom of the pyramid is a stock of very sharp razors.

Bill

[Lumpy]

So, if they had, had an automatic ignition they would have created a combustion engine? I know they had batteries using copper wire. Maybe, Erik Von Danaken was right and the pyramids were built by aliens.

Bill ^^^^ they have also found a huge void inside King Tut's tomb. Using one of those penetrating radar thingies they think that the buriel chamber goes alot further than the original Carter excavated bit. Now, I'm waiting for the boss of Egyptian antiquities (Howass?) to pull his finger out of his mummy and let someone take a pick axe to it.

[boatsman]

Lumpy, I didn't know that Jimmy Carter had been in Egypt.

[veggiechicken]

The pyramids were the inspiration for the Siegfried Line, which consisted amongst other things of small concrete pyramids as tank obstacles. Incidently, the occupants of the pyramids were provided with plenty of food - they could eat the sand which is there.

Those tank traps - did you realise that they are set out as diamonds, not squares, because that meant that less traps were needed as they could be set further apart but still keep the same gaps between them - thus saving on the concrete needed to construct them.
I know what I mean.

[Lumpy]

He looked old enough to actually have been present at the original interment.

[rary]

Its great the knowledge you pick up on the Vine, as for the mixing of two chemicals that's how the dry closets were cleaned out, burnt lime was added to the contents then a match thrown in, quite dangerous but comical at times, as the ones that I remember consisted of a line of six toilets over one pit and if someone decided to through the match before everyone was clear well (paint the picture for your self) for those who don't know what a dry closet is, VC will explain it to you as she will know all about them she was about at the time of their use, my Mum told me about them

[Potstubsdustbins]

^^^^^^^^^^^Rary very similar to the set up on Warcop ranges except they were a line of wet closets, well in a way.

Line of 8 closets above a stream which of course passed below them all.

The trick in a morning was to get the top closet and when you had read your newspaper split the pages and screw it up into a big ball. Light said ball of paper and when the flames were big enough drop gently through the hole so that it floated and then run...... the noise from the other closets unrepeatable here was proof of success.

Strange people these sappers, who else could of though of putting up toilets over stream and who but the rest of the army could have thought of the 'pipe organ'

[no_akira]

Also they were "Hydrolysing chopped livers" in vats in the base of the Pyramid giving off a mixture of Methane, Hydrogen, and Hydrogen Peroxide.

The Grand Gallery is a gas settlement chamber, lighter gas rising to the roof and heavier gas filling the Kings chamber. The Hydrogen Peroxide fraction of the gas (which is acidic) leached up through the Grand Gallery staircase eating into the rock creating the void found by the latest radar scans.

Simples really... Think I might change my name to "Albert Issac Tesla"