just for fun - alternative definitions

[Jungle Jane]

Tap root - plants with a long tap root can water all of your plot.

[Lumpy]

Butterfly - insect caught under the lid of your butter dish.

Ladybirds - term from Bangkok. Opposite of ladyboys.

Pea netting - used to demonstrate rainbow production to inconintent gardeners.

[bikermike]

top dressing - term of approbation for your neighbour's new wellies

[Tripmeup]

Debris Netting - netting used to catch junk thrown over by your allotment or next door neighbour..
Liberal scattering - a group of people with questionable morals
Artichoke - Starter aids from old cars turned into pictures or sculptures

[Miss Mousetrousers]

Egg plant - something to amuse your little ones by previously scooping out the pulp then hiding a goose egg inside.
Broad beans - has-beens that come from Norfolk.
Savoy cabbage - created with the caveat that it is only to be used in a certain hotel.

[Snoop Puss]

Carrot - rust on your automobile

[Lumpy]

Hoe - the sound a depressed Santa makes.

Snail - the origins of the word are shrouded in mystery but the widely held view is that centuries ago a village oaf trod on a sharp piece of shell in his bare feet.

Dibber - a bit like a dobber inner but tells of less serious crimes.

Shears - the word shouted by a drinken toff at a wedding.

[rary]

Veggiechicken-- a chicken that doesn't eat snails

[Lumpy]

Bucket - how the rude word sounds after visiting the dentist and having 2 teeth out.