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  • #31
    Originally posted by Nicos View Post
    when you need new summer tops and part of the decision includes if it's going to be practical to garden in when it's old!
    Reading this post again . Are you supposed to wait till the clothes are old before doing work in the garden with them now I am beginning to understand why she cracks up as often, well one of the reasons
    it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.

    Member of the Nutters Club but I think I am just there to make up the numbers

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    • #32
      when the news says "Venus out as seeds begin to fall" and you wonder whether its like Moon planting and what you should be sowing too!

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Lumpy View Post
        When you buy 4 plants because they are pretty and yellow stickered and then wonder where the ell you’re going to put them in your micro Eden.
        I do this all the time, i like to think i am saving a plant but i really need a bigger garden

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        • #34
          When someone called Raab becomes Brexit Secretary and all you can think of is 60 day Broccoli and should I be sowing it now.

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          • #35
            When your search all the weather sites hoping for rain

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            • #36
              ... when you enter a competition to tweet a love story and automatically make the protagonists plot holders.

              ... when you 'haven't got time' to iron, but cheerfully get up at 5am to weed.

              I identify with all of these! Particularly muck envy! I also have mulch envy....

              Zelenina, I love your story!

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              • #37
                ....when you dream that someone asks you the name of a plant in a neighbour's garden..................and you answer "Monica"

                They looks a bit confused and repeat "Monica?"

                and you say "Yes, its Monica Japonica".

                Honestly, that was my dream a couple of nights ago.

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                • #38
                  When you consider family, friends and neighbours from the P.O.V. of whether you could call in some favours to get a trailer load of manure delivered this Autumn :-)

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                  • #39
                    You have a week off work and wonder how much manure you can haul during it.

                    New all singing all dancing blog - Jasons Jungle

                    �I have not failed 1,000 times. I have successfully discovered 1,000 ways to NOT make a light bulb."
                    ― Thomas A. Edison

                    �Negative results are just what I want. They�re just as valuable to me as positive results. I can never find the thing that does the job best until I find the ones that don�t.�
                    ― Thomas A. Edison

                    - I must be a Nutter,VC says so -

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                    • #40
                      When you dream about french beans as I did last night.....
                      Another happy Nutter...

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                      • #41
                        when you are driving and have to stop at each garden centre and nursery as you are passing by, via an added 10 to 20 mile shortcut

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Mr Bones View Post
                          ... when out for a country walk you stop and admire a pile of stable muck.
                          Oh I wish you had taken a photo!!

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                          • #43
                            There's a lovely pile of cow muck I go past a few times a week and I keep wondering how I'd find out who it belongs to.....
                            Another happy Nutter...

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by happyhumph View Post
                              There's a lovely pile of cow muck I go past a few times a week and I keep wondering how I'd find out who it belongs to.....
                              I keep an old bin bag in the back of my car, and if I'm driving home on the lanes round here and pass some horse manure in the road, I stop and reclaim it ;-)

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                              • #45
                                When OH suggests a weekend trip to the theatre, and my first reaction was that I could get 3 truckloads of manure delivered for that price!

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