You know you can only think about Gardening when.................

[1Bee]

You're exceptionally excited about a new bathroom... because of all the high-quality mulching cardboard it's going to yield....

(BTW, I'm taking each like above as a hug, and very much appreciate them!)

[Mr Bones]

You pick an earthworm up from the pavement and set it free on your allotment.

[Mr Bones]

You see a news article about a lorry load of spilled sprouts and your first thoughts are "they'd be great in my compost heap"

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotla...-fife-50811266

[greenishfing]

You decide the Christmas decorations have to come down early as you need all the windowsill for chitting potatoes.

[veggiechicken]

You find pips in a Christmas tangerine and wonder whether you can grow them for next year.

[Vegi potager]

You have un-subscribed to all the 2019 threads and are up to date with the subscriptions to the 2020... just in case you miss any words of

1. wisdom
2. advice
3. complete and utter nonsense
4. something that makes you laugh so much it take 5 minutes to clean your monitor after you have sprayed it with your tea

Please note that occasionally "all of the above" may also occur.

Thanks everyone, I do enjoy reading your posts.