Fun -job titles

[mothhawk]

Can you guess the actual job from these titles?

1. revenue protection officer
2. transparent-wall maintenance engineer
3. media publications administrator
4. environmental maintenance technician
5. information adviser
6. fluids transference engineer
7. wet leisure assistant
8. beverage dissemination officer
9. business communications relocation specialist
10. office hygiene control specialist
11. printed document enabler and handler
12. office access control specialist
13. theft prevention and surveillance officer
14. regional customer translocation facilitator

[Lumpy]

Erm......only 3 sorry.

[Thelma Sanders]

Can you guess the actual job from these titles?

1. revenue protection officer
2. transparent-wall maintenance engineer - window cleaner
3. media publications administrator Editor
4. environmental maintenance technician Air-con man
5. information adviser Help desk person
6. fluids transference engineer
7. wet leisure assistant Life Guard
8. beverage dissemination officer Tea Lady
9. business communications relocation specialist
10. office hygiene control specialist cleaning lady
11. printed document enabler and handler
12. office access control specialist Receptionist
13. theft prevention and surveillance officer
14. regional customer translocation facilitator

I've tried a few!

[self-contained]

Can you guess the actual job from these titles?

1. revenue protection officer Shop security guard
2. transparent-wall maintenance engineer Glazier
3. media publications administrator Paperboy
4. environmental maintenance technician Litter picker
5. information adviser
6. fluids transference engineer Catheter manufacturer (I suspect it's supposed to be plumber!)
7. wet leisure assistant Catheter inserter? (Hmm, more likely a lifeguard)
8. beverage dissemination officer Watercooler delivery person
9. business communications relocation specialist Office grunt in charge of running the shredder
10. office hygiene control specialist The staff member assigned to tell the staff member who has BO about washing
11. printed document enabler and handler Leaflet folder
12. office access control specialist Doorman
13. theft prevention and surveillance officer Security guard again
14. regional customer translocation facilitator Usher or bus/traindriver

My attempt

[Chestnut]

Here’s my guesses!

1. revenue protection officer- store security guard
2. transparent-wall maintenance engineer- window cleaner
3. media publications administrator- newsagent
4. environmental maintenance technician-caretaker
5. information adviser-librarians
6. fluids transference engineer-plumber
7. wet leisure assistant- lifeguard
8. beverage dissemination officer-tea person (suspect tealady is un-pc these days!)
9. business communications relocation specialist-courier
10. office hygiene control specialist- cleaner
11. printed document enabler and handler-postman/lady
12. office access control specialist-doorman(or woman..)
13. theft prevention and surveillance officer-guard dog
14. regional customer translocation facilitator- bus driver

[Jay-ell]

Can you guess the actual job from these titles?

1. revenue protection officer-Ticket Inspector
2. transparent-wall maintenance engineer - Window Cleaner
3. media publications administrator - Paper Boy
4. environmental maintenance technician - Road Sweeper, Litter Collector
5. information adviser - Help Desk Operative
6. fluids transference engineer - Catheter Cleaner
7. wet leisure assistant - Swimming Pool Attendant
8. beverage dissemination officer - Tea Person
9. business communications relocation specialist - mail room staff
10. office hygiene control specialist - cleaner
11. printed document enabler and handler - postie/Photorepregraphist
12. office access control specialist - receptionist
13. theft prevention and surveillance officer - security guard
14. regional customer translocation facilitator - Bus Driver/Taxi Driver

OK, here's some of my tries

[Lumpy]

Could the fluids one be a plumber?

[Mitzi]

Haven't looked at anyone else's answers.

Can you guess the actual job from these titles?

1. revenue protection officer - debt collector/bailiff
2. transparent-wall maintenance engineer - window cleaner
3. media publications administrator - post room staff
4. environmental maintenance technician - cleaner? handy (wo)man who replaces lightbulbs etc?
5. information adviser - customer service desk
6. fluids transference engineer - plumber or drain rodder
7. wet leisure assistant - pool lifeguard
8. beverage dissemination officer - tea boy / lady
9. business communications relocation specialist - post boy/girl
10. office hygiene control specialist - cleaner
11. printed document enabler and handler - office dogsbody
12. office access control specialist - receptionist
13. theft prevention and surveillance officer - shop security guard
14. regional customer translocation facilitator - Bus / train driver?

[1Bee]

I think the fluids one is the person who empties the cess pit....

[Miss Mousetrousers]

Here's my attempts.
1. revenue protection officer. Taxman
2. transparent-wall maintenance engineer. Window cleaner
3. media publications administrator. Street newspaper seller.
4. environmental maintenance technician. Road sweeper
5. information adviser. Librarian
6. fluids transference engineer. Plumber
7. wet leisure assistant. Lifeguard
8. beverage dissemination officer. Tea-maker person.
9. business communications relocation specialist. Secretary
10. office hygiene control specialist. Cleaning person.
11. printed document enabler and handler. Filing clerk
12. office access control specialist. Receptionist
13. theft prevention and surveillance officer. Security guard.
14. regional customer translocation facilitator. Train or bus driver

[mothhawk]

What a clever lot you all are! No pulling the wool over your eyes


1. revenue protection officer. Ticket Collector
2. transparent-wall maintenance engineer. Window cleaner
3. media publications administrator. Paperboy
4. environmental maintenance technician. Binman
5. information adviser. Librarian
6. fluids transference engineer. Plumber
7. wet leisure assistant. Lifeguard
8. beverage dissemination officer. Tea lady (or man)
9. business communications relocation specialist. Courier
10. office hygiene control specialist. Office Cleaner
11. printed document enabler and handler. Typist
12. office access control specialist. Receptionist
13. theft prevention and surveillance officer. Security guard.
14. regional customer translocation facilitator. Train/bus/taxi driver

[Miss Mousetrousers]

I've got a few for you to try:-

1) Consumer advisor and remedial specialist.
2) Highway environmental hygienist.
3) Public utilities maintenance officer.
4) Education centre nourishment consultant.
5) Customer experience enhancement facilitator.

[mothhawk]

1. customer helpline?
2. road sweeper
3. park keeper
4. school dinner lady
5. shop assistant

[Miss Mousetrousers]

Hey, three out of five ain't bad at all!