Official Smallest Sunflower Competition (unofficial)

[Small pumpkin]

Congratulations on your well deserved win.

I'm sure baldy will have prepared a speech for the winner

[veggiechicken]

Blady will also have a generous prize for you, HH. He's a very wealthy man - though perhaps I shouldn't have divulged that. Forget I mentioned it.

[happyhumph]

You're all so kind, especially Balders donating the generous cash prize and trophy

I'd like to thank my children for sowing seeds with me, my own supreme levels of disorganisation in mixing up my dfb and CFB seeds, and my children again for leaving a my little pony in the greenhouse

I feel honoured to receive this prize from this prestigious establishment

[Baldy]

There's been a complaint to the award committee...

[Baldy]

Apparently the rules state that the committee doesn't actually get to vote on the winner. Apparently this is all decided by a 'benevolent dictator' type of system.

[Lumpy]

And ‘who’ is your Dictator Balders.
Has he ever made slug catapults, funny beard, works in Birmingham and lives in Dictatorial Devon?

[Baldy]

I'm taking the fifth...

[Baldy]

In other news I can confirm that HH has been declared winner. Prize is already in the post.

Not necessarily on the way to Wales mind...

[Baldy]

I'm sure that HH will be more than satisfied with our very best wishes and the satisfaction of being the proud winner of the 2018 smallest sunflower competion.
My heartfelt congratulations go out to HH.

[veggiechicken]

Somehow, I don't think you'll be able to satisfy HH with "best wishes". She's expecting "a generous cash prize and a trophy". You wouldn't want to let her down, would you?

[Baldy]

^^^ Indeed VC, indeed - and in the spirit of your entry here are photos of the cash award and trophy

[happyhumph]

that'll do nicely Balders

Now it's been shrunk down, how do I make it reappear here?

[Bren In Pots]

That's a fine looking trophy

[Lumpy]

HH - just to add to your vision of joy I've just had 45 mins dancing?. head banging (do they still do that?) and generally looking like a complete numpty enjoying my latest music obsession.

Balders - if you like Judas Priest and have not already experienced them try Disturbed.