As the GYO mag comes out months before its date 4 or 5 of us could buy one and pass it on to each other but I get the free goodies for thinking of it.
Research has shown that playing max Bygraves cd's deters slugs, and any other visitors which saves money on slug pellets.
Not wearing underwear cuts down on washing.
As people leave public toilets where you have to pay ram you foot in the door as they leave. You also get a warm seat.
Put you hat on the pavement when waiting for your spouse outside a shop and also look down trodden and pathetic (which you will be feeling anyway) you're bound to get the odd quid.
Save on washing up liquid by licking your plate and using it for the next meal.
I'm done.
Research has shown that playing max Bygraves cd's deters slugs, and any other visitors which saves money on slug pellets.
Not wearing underwear cuts down on washing.
As people leave public toilets where you have to pay ram you foot in the door as they leave. You also get a warm seat.
Put you hat on the pavement when waiting for your spouse outside a shop and also look down trodden and pathetic (which you will be feeling anyway) you're bound to get the odd quid.
Save on washing up liquid by licking your plate and using it for the next meal.
I'm done.
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