Wanted - 4 candles

[veggiechicken]

You sure your names not Eric?

[Nicos]

Oh lordy....no wonder peeps' eyes glaze over when I talk to them...and I thought it was my accent!

[Nicos]

*checks name tag in back of knitted jumper.....

[veggiechicken]

Don't pretend its "George"!

[Nicos]

Nope- doesn't look like it says either ( bit difficult to see upside down in the dark of the inside of the jumper, twisting round 180 degrees)

...anyway- phew- I don't have a rain gauge...I drop stones into my well instead- and anyone else's I come across!
Surely that's MUCH a more exciting conversation piece????

[veggiechicken]

Yawn - je suis tres fatiguee maintenant (or summat)

[Farmer_Gyles]

i really must learn french .... hoping to move over there ....

[veggiechicken]

You'd better learn the French for Fork handles then - "fourche poignées" according to Goggle translate but probably meaning something completely different!

[Farmer_Gyles]

that's probably going to be the hardest part of moving over there ... the language ... i can ask directions in french, book a table in a restaurant, order dinner, order drinks, get very drunk, argue with the waiter, and i can ask for a solicitor who speaks english .... whatever trouble i get in, i'm sure i can get out of it ....

but what if i want to know where to buy cabbage seeds?!?! OMG how am i going to cope??!?!

[veggiechicken]

Order them online?!!

[Newton]

Do you mean quatre chandrelles? VC

[veggiechicken]

Peut-etre - if you say so Newton!