Hi

[Santa's Little Helper]

I'm Santa's Little Helper.

I have no idea why - or how I got this job.

I had to go to the interview, they made me.

I have real issues with my employer. He's a bit of a beast. Always playing with toys when I think he should be getting on with things.

Anyway - apparently I'm here to help.

I have been known to play a trick or two on people though - it comes with the territory. So don't trust me too much. That's your only warning.

I apologise in advance if I rant a bit.

[lottie dolly]

What brilliant thinking,nice to hear of another peep getting a job,well done SLH,hehehehehe,thats made me smileon an otherwise misserable day,

[veggiechicken]

Hello SLH and welcome to the Grapevine. Thank you for putting your location on your profile as it helps us to understand your local weather conditions. You may have to delay sowing your Par-cel seeds as it must be quite cold and snowy where you live. If you need any help or advice don't hesitate to ask - there's no such thing as a Silly Season Question

[veggiechicken]

Would you like to know why Santa's Little Helper has been quiet lately?
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