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  • #76
    I bet you have one miserable git on the site - they all have one
    ntg
    Never be afraid to try something new.
    Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark.
    A large group of professionals built the Titanic
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    • #77
      Originally posted by nick the grief View Post
      I bet you have one miserable git on the site - they all have one
      Is that the same as the rule that all offices have a bloke with a personal hygiene problem?

      Some of us live in the past, always talking about back then. Some of us live in the future, always planning what we are going to do. And, then there are those, who neither look behind or ahead, but just enjoy the moment of right now.

      Which one are you and is it how you want to be?

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      • #78
        The main man - Paddy - is an extremely friendly Irishman - who introduced me to another lottie owner whilst I was on my first reccky visit. Have seen a couple of other ladies on christmas eve (although was too shy to say hello). Spoke to another chap whilst carting down my large pieces of cardboard to kill off the weeds! Im in a row of other ladies who have lotties.....Paddy was kind enough to put us together. He said there are lots of ladies wanting lotties at the moment. Dexterdog
        Bernie aka DDL

        Appreciate the little things in life because one day you will realise they are the big things

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        • #79
          Originally posted by Alison View Post
          Is that the same as the rule that all offices have a bloke with a personal hygiene problem?
          I object to that one Alison.

          Nick the Grief
          Secretary Hartshill Allotments
          ntg
          Never be afraid to try something new.
          Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark.
          A large group of professionals built the Titanic
          ==================================================

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          • #80
            Originally posted by nick the grief View Post
            .....or you could spray all her stuff with round up when she's not looking Ok bit extreme. If she's encroaching on to your plot report her to the committee if a "gentle" word doesn't work.
            Sorry bit behind Im catching up but NTG reminded me of a story an old allotment holder told me they were having problems with a allotment holder stealing another ones water that he had carted from the water trough to his barrel they knew who it was had a word to no avail so they put round up in the barrel and he complained that his veg was dying they all laughed when they told him what they had done

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            • #81
              Originally posted by nick the grief View Post
              I bet you have one miserable git on the site - they all have one
              I have one who wont join the allotment association which I partly run because in his view I lord it and if he does talk to me its one line and always ends f*** *** but I had great pleasure phoning him to tell him his shed had been vandalised and no it wasnt me honest


              DDL a good way of breaking the ice is asking what potatoes grow best on the site

              also we had problems with stealing and I told all the members to speak to any one on the site they didnt know ask how their onions were this year and which plot was theres it broke ythe ice for newbies and if they shouldnt have been there hopefully made them feel uncomfortable

              right Ive caught up now

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              • #82
                Originally posted by nick the grief View Post
                I object to that one Alison.

                Nick the Grief
                Secretary Hartshill Allotments
                Wasn't indicating that you smell Nick!!! Maybe it's just engineering offices but all the ones I've worked in always have an old bloke decaying in the corner - you can smell some of them over an hour after they've gone home!

                Some of us live in the past, always talking about back then. Some of us live in the future, always planning what we are going to do. And, then there are those, who neither look behind or ahead, but just enjoy the moment of right now.

                Which one are you and is it how you want to be?

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                • #83
                  I love women with big Lotties.
                  http://lowestoftnaturalist-benacre.blogspot.com/

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                  • #84
                    Really??? Tell me more!!!
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                    • #85
                      How big are, sorry, is, yours LJ

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                      • #86
                        I have two Piglet and they are both a good size!!!!
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                        • #87
                          I have two also and mine are a good size to boot!!!

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                          • #88
                            10 rods each everybody, before you start thinking otherwise!!!

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                            • #89
                              I can't stop laughing Piglet!!!!!!!!!!
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                              • #90
                                Although I say 10 rods each, one is definitely bigger than the other""

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