Allotment etiquette

[Lesley Jay]

I am going to have to wash my mind out with soap and water!!!!

[pigletwillie]

I put mine on a "hand wash" cycle every 2 weeks or so, I don't want it to clean.

[Lesley Jay]

I think if mine went on a hot wash it would still come out mucky - it is filthy!!!!

[pigletwillie]

A hot wash still won't get grass stains out, you will need "stain devil"

[Lesley Jay]

Grass stains?? There's a damned sight more than grass stains!!!!!!!

[pigletwillie]

I know, but it is a family forum and I didnt want to scare anybody.

[Lesley Jay]

Cheeky devil !!!! What do you mean - You know????

[pigletwillie]

Snadger told me!

[Lesley Jay]

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll have the pair of you!!!!!!!!!!

[pigletwillie]

But Nick told him!!

[Lesley Jay]

Oh Piglet! You are being really wicked now!!!

[Mrs Dobby]

The mind boggles with all this banter! Mind you, you know the old saying, 'There's no smoke without fire!', or should that be 'there's no smut without a reputation!

[nick the grief]

But Nick told him!!

... and the Grenadier Guards told me

[Lesley Jay]

Nick you cheeky devil !!! What will people think??

[number 1 suspect]

never mind the lottie rules...... what are we NOT being told here? :-)
If this keeps up i can see this thread being closed down!!!!!!! :-)