Could be a long wait

[nick the grief]

But not on here I hope

[Mrs Dobby]

Congrats on getting the problem resolved Chris, I hope the wait for your plot is not a long one and passes quickly!

[ChrisB]

But not on here I hope

Wouldn't dream of it, the grapes on here are far too nice to crush

[seasprout]

You know this is just like a soap opera, but better, I really hope it works out for you.

Looking forward to the next installment, hopefully good news.

[Bex]

Phew, so relieved for you, as Seaspout says it was gripping reading. I hope you wait will be a short one.

[seasprout]

Ahe-m Thats seasprout. Ones windy and the other is a very wet tube of sea water.

[Bex]

Oops sorry, had a glass of cider and I've gone a bit blind

[seasprout]

Thats all right i forgive you.
(As long as its not the sort of cider with animal parts floating in it.)

[Bex]

ewww, that disgusting. My cider is definately lacking in animal parts.

[nick the grief]

The best sort has animal parts in. I once drank a gallon of that on a friday night & woke up with a clear head .... on the sunday !!!

[pigletwillie]

I am about to brew some cider made with shop bought juice to a recipe posted on another thread. However it neglects mentioning animal parts in the recipe.

Will a pet shop bought rat do the job? or perhaps a gerbil

[nick the grief]

A twist of lemming I think

[Two_Sheds]

I only just found this Thread, and it's got me going! Bloody cheek. What I would do - apply again, but with a man's name. Christopher? See how quick a plot becomes available then!

[seasprout]

That's interesting really, I wonder if that would really work. And if it did, can you imagine the hell you could cause. Sexism in allotmenting.... Hmm.

[ugly gourd]

I only just found this Thread, and it's got me going! Bloody cheek. What I would do - apply again, but with a man's name. Christopher? See how quick a plot becomes available then!

Or just use your initial!!