Scarecrows!

[JennieAtkinson]

You carpetbagger Nick, That village is about 5 miles away from me, you live in banjo country not Leicestershire. That wasnt a scarecrow picture Nick, It was a real person from East Leake. Its the sort of place where your cousin's your aunt too.

Oh dear I have cousins and aunts in Leicestershire

If only I could make a scarecrow like that! I wouldn't have to audition for the dame in the next panto - it'd be ready made. Does it do dance routines and sing

[madderbat]

Can I enter Bubblewrap in the scary crow competition? He comes under 'childish' at the best of times!!