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  • #46
    Just wouldn't feel comfortable. Always have a loo roll in the car and tissues about my person.
    S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
    a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

    You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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    • #47
      Originally posted by rustylady View Post
      I can't imagine gardening in a long skirt!! Totally impractical unless you've just popped to the lottie for a quick harvest. I couldn't dig in a skirt.
      One has one's staff to do the digging

      All gardeners know better than other gardeners." -- Chinese Proverb.

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      • #48
        Originally posted by OllieMartin View Post
        My mum promotes her technique of pulling up, opening the off-side front AND rear doors and squatting between the two. Of course, if there are several passengers in the car it defeats the whole object!
        Wouldn't work for me, my car doesn't have rear doors

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        • #49
          Didn't work for me either. My beloved drove away and exposed me. He thought it was hilarious. Not so me!

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          • #50
            our site had a loo in a caravan. by the time i found out it was there it had been burnt down. :O(

            No shed, short drive home but a maccy D's just up the road. Which i think defeats the object of me trying to grow healthly food but keeps the boys happy.

            My mum has always gardened in a long skirt but its not for me.

            Oh and my DS (4) now loves weeing outside but my mum is not pleased with him doing it all over there garden at home.
            Growing vegetables and flowers to share.
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            • #51
              No sheds on our site, plus fairly exposed and overlooked....I planted a double row of raspberries that serves the wife and kids well.....not much good in winter though!...never met a mother without a tissue in her pocket/voluminous handbag yet.

              Surely you can find a subtle spot to utilize your compost activating bucket?

              Why anyone thinks that anybody else would be interested in /have nothing better to do than/ get a cheap thrill from watching your moonshines is beyond me though. Most folk would look away.

              If you do have a site pervert something loud like "Oi, Grandad want a bowl for your eyes" should do the trick....if not the contents..if well aimed should act a deterrent.

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              • #52
                Originally posted by OllieMartin View Post
                Didn't know the picture would come out quite that large!
                ollie it would make a great dibber and you could run your seeds down the middle of it before
                pulling it out

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by green thing View Post
                  ollie it would make a great dibber and you could run your seeds down the middle of it before
                  pulling it out
                  Please don't be confused into thinking that I own one of these...I have my own dibber!

                  That said, you're right!
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                  • #54
                    Bucket in the shed - or long hike across playing field and road for smellier and dirtier public loos. Bucket usually wins
                    Tori

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