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  • #16
    Picking other peoples crops is:

    THEFT

    It's just like picking someone's flowers from their back garden.

    It must be stopped. The committee should warn her that if it happens again she will be evicted.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Angry Janice View Post
      She wasn't there today so it was enjoyable from start to finish, except for the winds and the fact I realised that not a single person on my allotment is attractive. I'm never going to get married again at this rate.
      Unattractive Men are better Husbands! But you can't have mine! lol
      All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
      Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Glutton4... View Post
        Unattractive Men are better Husbands! But you can't have mine! lol
        Lol! Geeks also make excellent husbands. they know how to *do* stuff. Like reroute all the leccy cables in the attic, build bike sheds out of pallets and fix your computer. AND mine does all the cleaning too. He's like the ultimate man. Even fixed my plastic greenhouse's frame when the wind snapped the plastic connector bits in half using nothing more than a ball of twine. All I need to do now is figure out how to clone him. I'd make a fortune! lol!
        I do Charity Wild food walks. Check out www.msitu.co.uk

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Angry Janice View Post
          I realised that not a single person on my allotment is attractive. I'm never going to get married again at this rate.
          Do you really want to?

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          • #20
            My suggestion is some rugosa Rose hedging. Or as I have done with a nasty opinionated neighbour, posts, wires and raspberry canes as my dividing fence. Tell her thieving is a punishable offence and your favourite nephew is a copper.
            Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better...Albert Einstein

            Blog - @Twotheridge: For The Record - Sowing and Growing with a Virgin Veg Grower: Spring Has Now Sprung...Boing! http://vvgsowingandgrowing2012.blogs....html?spref=tw

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            • #21
              I've put a wall of bamboo lattice up on the top part and by coincidence, bought a lot of climbing roses. No doubt she will be helping herself to those roses facing her. I also put a notice up on the noticeboard asking "Has anyone else noticed a certain person roaming the peace and quiet allotment and stealing thier produce?"

              As for my future husband, I put another notice up demanding to know who is single and who isn't. I don't believe in beating about the bush. Straight to the point, name, age, condition of back, snorer?
              I'll fill you in when I whittle it down to a shortlist.
              D.O.B 24/12/65
              Mothers Maiden Name: Anger
              Favourite City: Tokyo
              Pet's name: Quiet Bob
              Name of the Town you were born in: Blackheath
              Memorable name: Nivea20
              World you most use as a password: Terry Towelling

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              • #22
                If she's stealing your produce and you're looking for a bloke, what's her husband like? AM ONLY KIDDING!
                Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better...Albert Einstein

                Blog - @Twotheridge: For The Record - Sowing and Growing with a Virgin Veg Grower: Spring Has Now Sprung...Boing! http://vvgsowingandgrowing2012.blogs....html?spref=tw

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                • #23
                  Dead. And he's probably glad he is having to deal with her for all those years.
                  D.O.B 24/12/65
                  Mothers Maiden Name: Anger
                  Favourite City: Tokyo
                  Pet's name: Quiet Bob
                  Name of the Town you were born in: Blackheath
                  Memorable name: Nivea20
                  World you most use as a password: Terry Towelling

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                  • #24
                    Can you not accidently ram a fork through her foot when she steps on your plot next time?

                    "oops"

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                    • #25
                      I think a 'step on my plot once more madam and you may find yourself 6ft under it' may be in order.

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                      • #26
                        I am going to collect photographic evidence and study her route, when I have it marked out, she will find a lot of grass cuttings on newspaper that cover very deep holes with spikes in them.
                        D.O.B 24/12/65
                        Mothers Maiden Name: Anger
                        Favourite City: Tokyo
                        Pet's name: Quiet Bob
                        Name of the Town you were born in: Blackheath
                        Memorable name: Nivea20
                        World you most use as a password: Terry Towelling

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                        • #27
                          How about laying a trip wire, fish gut twine or something. Broken ankle should sort her out for a while or a deep hole covered with sticks and leaves - fall in and die!!!
                          Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better...Albert Einstein

                          Blog - @Twotheridge: For The Record - Sowing and Growing with a Virgin Veg Grower: Spring Has Now Sprung...Boing! http://vvgsowingandgrowing2012.blogs....html?spref=tw

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Minamoo View Post
                            Lol! Geeks also make excellent husbands. they know how to *do* stuff. Like reroute all the leccy cables in the attic, build bike sheds out of pallets and fix your computer. AND mine does all the cleaning too.
                            Just a caveat - I have obtained a subsection of geek, Manus Geekus Comp Scientus. These tend to be less "handy" than the common geek male, Manus Geekus and have been known to fail even on fixing the computers on which they are otherwise adept. On the plus side, they are a dab hand at washing up.

                            (Edit as I hit post partway through) As for Lil Miss Sticky Fingers - I vote for one of those rope ankle traps from a nearby telephone pole to leave her dangling upside down for all to see. Most entertaining without the tricky remains to dispose of!
                            Last edited by Rabidbun; 05-05-2011, 05:14 PM.

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                            • #29
                              Blessed be the peacemaker.....................and NOT the colt 45!
                              My Majesty made for him a garden anew in order
                              to present to him vegetables and all beautiful flowers.- Offerings of Thutmose III to Amon-Ra (1500 BCE)

                              Diversify & prosper


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                              • #30
                                Send me the bus fare, I'll come down there and talk to her until she runs away screaming. (It doesn't usually take long, when I'm talking to women.)
                                And I'm single too !

                                Damn, did I just give something away there....
                                There's no point reading history if you don't use the lessons it teaches.

                                Head-hunted member of the Nutter's Club - can I get my cranium back please ?

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