Annoying Neighbour

[zazen999]

Weedkiller.

Dead of Night.

Plead Innocence, acting shocked and surprised - comforting too.

Childish, but no-one ever stipulated revenge had to be mature and shake your hand before it robbed you of your summers work. Mwuahahahaha! >

Please don't take this seriously...nobody should ever ever put anything on anyone else's plot. I know some will say 'it's just a gag'; but people reading this might think it's the acceptable face of allotmenteering - it's not.

[snohare]

For the uninitiated, and those still joined at the hip with mainstream reality...
<do do do do, do do do do>
you have now entered a twilight zone, an area of time and space where none of the normal rules apply...where human beans become unfermented wine, normal spelling is merely a mythical possibility, and all the rules of human interaction are irremediably distorted. A place where judgement is served on the wicked, by means of magic and mayhem outside the pale of natural laws...
But seriously folks, The Golden Law of Allotments is be the change you'd like to see. Despite this thread's soap opera plot (pardon the pun ) this is not Coronation Street, and escalation of social conflict is not on the agenda.
The occasional strategically placed stinging nettle now...well, it might be a little rash, but only for trespassers.

[SeleneMourie]

Is this awfull woman still there?
This thread has had me giggling!!!
SM

[hamamelis]

Hopefully she's run off with the horrible old bat with the lottie next to me- she did spray weedkiller on my plot last year.

She decided the path, which runs down the edge of my plot to hers, wasn't good enough, so dug up a big wide swathe of my plot, which wasn't even on the edge, as the plot had been re-measured when I took it over- she then removed a load of the soil, dumped it in some bushes round the corner, (I didn't see her, but someone else did, who assumed I'd agreed to let her do it, as I was having back problems) and sprayed the ground with weedkiller. Funny bit is that she's told the council she's gardening organically- all she seems to do is spray everything.

Oh, she did leave some of the soil she dug out on my plot, to be fair- on top on my flowers.

I think the problem is that she used to have my bit as well, before it got split in two, (she threw all the topsoil away from the beds she was growing in then too- I have no idea why) but the comittee made her give it up after she set an uncontrolled fire to get rid of the weeds, and nearly killed a tree.
They didn't care about her digging on my plot though- the site rep basically told me it was my own fault for not doing enough down there, even though I told him I'd got a (suspected at the time) slipped disc, and I couldn't dig for a while. The council were fine about that, but they don't really deal with 'problem' people, only neglected sites...

[VirginVegGrower]

Bumping...come back Janice...married or not. Prison or free to roam

[VirginVegGrower]

Where is MrBadExample?

[Nicos]

He's on line now- probably hiding!!!!!

[VirginVegGrower]

He's on line now- probably hiding!!!!!

They've both gone quiet...hmmm.!

[mrbadexample]

Where is MrBadExample?

Who wants to know?

[Nicos]

Were your ears burning????

[VirginVegGrower]

Who wants to know?

Ha! What have you done with Angry Janice

[zazen999]

Ha! What have you done with Angry Janice

^^^
If the gory detail can't be published, we are all available on PM.

[di]

You've dispelled her anger, haven't you?!

[VirginVegGrower]

You've dispelled her anger, haven't you?!

Di, I'm shocked

[mrbadexample]

You've dispelled her anger, haven't you?!

Yup. Now known to her friends as Jolly Janice.