Before I had a plot I never would have...

[Newton]

Oh just read the liquid gold thread........another book........and see who is the first to use liquid gold on Wayne's song title thread.........

[SteveM]

talking of making use of other people's rubbish, just watch out for those on your allotment who keep chickens .. they'll have their eye on your cast off sprout/kale/brocolli stalks for their birds .. they absolutely love 'em, apparently.

[snohare]

...been mistaken as a hard working council worker for raking up massive drifts of leaves in the road...before dragging a tonne builder's bag full 500m uphill to my allotment !
And yes, I too take the p***. On buses, in cars, in milk bottles.

[VirginVegGrower]

...collected leaves, chicken poo, shovelled knee deep horse poo, brought home pallets, followed men in vans with wood chippers, bought a greenhouse, changed my regular perfume for eau de *****, joined this forum or asked Mr VVG to pee on my compost bins.

[Ananke]

...squished a slug onto my forehead and wiped it into my hair ***shudders***

Its been hours since it happened, I've had a long, long, long hot soapy shower and I can still feel it ***shudders again***

[snohare]

...squished a slug onto my forehead and wiped it into my hair ***shudders***

Its been hours since it happened, I've had a long, long, long hot soapy shower and I can still feel it ***shudders again***

Wow, you have some wild parties on your allotment site !

[The Large One]

getting all excited about horse manure
picking it up and crumbling it in my hands and sniffing it

[Currysniffa]

All the above ...... and walked half a mile down a busy main road carrying a glassless greenhouse to amusement of everyone who drove and walk passed us and I didn't give a monkeys!

[snakeshack]

waited for the council to sweep up the leaves into bags then shot round with my team of guerilla gardeners and loaded 30 bags into the car.
can't stand a council that charges me tax to remove my green waste then sells it to a recycling company who compost it then sell it back to me at an inflated price.
FREE THE LEAVES......and let your council do the hard work and supply the bags

[Two_Sheds]

I pulled another fella today: 80 if he was a day. He was very surprised to see a young (ish) smart (ish) blonde in heels, sweeping up gutter leaves into black sacks.
He told me not to put them in the bin, but to seal up the bag, poke some holes in and next spring I'd have leafmould.
You should've seen his face when I said it works quicker if you wee on them first

[snohare]

Rofpmsl

[SarrissUK]

LMAO Love it TS

[di]

Gone over to my neighbour to scrounge the old gravel he's replacing and then root through his wheelie bin and leave with not only gravel but also three plants from said bin....and to make myself look even sadder, told him they can save their veg peelings for me too.

Used the school playground as a meeting point to exchange sacks of horse poo for eggs.

Also, gratefully recieve bags of used pet bedding in same playground....my poor kiddies!

[Plot10]

Walked a mile home, in daylight, carrying the dumped fence post I've had my eye on for the last week (just to be sure it is dumped) and not caring when a group of girls passed me and started singing "hit me with your rhythm stick".

[Newton]

Recycling. Nicking. Big cardboard telly boxes from wherever I see them........just the boxes mind