Land offer - what should I do?

[Bigmallly]

PS I should add that we have considered running a br*th*l.

Doesn't surprise me in the slightest................

[veggiechicken]

Doesn't surprise me in the slightest................

Good! We have a Madame lined up (not me) and a couple of burly bouncers. We have the bedrooms and the clients could travel by train or bus to the doorstep (very environmentally friendly). We have wondered who would provide the services though.... so we've lined up - well, never mind..... Discretion assured!!

[Bigmallly]

Well it looks like you have thought this through very carefully.............

[veggiechicken]

We also have local experts on massage and tattooing (or so they say!).
It could be a good money maker (not a tomato).

[binley100]

Could even be a gardener's delight........

[veggiechicken]

Not sure we should offer the Yellow Stuffer though.....

[taff]

I seriously thought about becoming a dominatrix at one point as a career option. You get to dress up in black [for an ex-goth always a plus] weild a whip and cause some pain with it, get your toilet cleanbed for nothing and no sex involved or anything, and still get paid for it.
It's worth considering, honestly....

[veggiechicken]

Shall I put you on the list of providers then taff?

[Bigmallly]

Oh dear, I'm far to old for this thread.......

[veggiechicken]

Oh dear, I'm far to old for this thread.......

We cater for all tastes and ages

[bradlo]

We have a Madame lined up (not me) and a couple of burly bouncers.

VG ...You could cut your staffing cost by combining the above, in one job description !! !

[veggiechicken]

So you've already met Madame!

[chris]

Good grief! I'm shocked at you lot!

[veggiechicken]

If you're looking for something special Chris........

[chris]

Hmm, couple of camelia cuttings? Few apples, some secret scrumping locations?