Land offer - what should I do?

[veggiechicken]

You have only to ask and it will be provided, when the time is right...
You can take the cuttings whenever you like!!

[chris]

Can I have a signed letter of authority, incase your neighbours ask what I'm up to?

[veggiechicken]

Just tell them you're the gardener!

[Sanjo]

And there was me thinking you were planning a soup kitchen

[Sanjo]

Oh WOW! I've just noticed I've become a cropper!!

[veggiechicken]

Refreshments can be provided, before, during or after. Maybe a light soup? Don't want to go to work on a full stomach!

[veggiechicken]

Oh WOW! I've just noticed I've become a cropper!!

Congratulations Sanjo! This week I became a MATURE fruiter - what a load of rubbish! That's one thing I'll never be

[Sanjo]

Refreshments can be provided, before, during or after. Maybe a light soup? Don't want to go to work on a full stomach!

Well, I was born to serve but could I wear a blindfold please as at my age I shock easily. I'd be behind the urn you understand

[Sanjo]

Congratulations Sanjo! This week I became a MATURE fruiter - what a load of rubbish! That's one thing I'll never be

Hmmmm, mature and fruity eh? Sounds like a fine wine. You could be served at the soup kitchen!

[veggiechicken]

Blindfolds? What sort of establishment do you think this would be?

[Sanjo]

Good! We have a Madame lined up (not me) and a couple of burly bouncers. We have the bedrooms and the clients could travel by train or bus to the doorstep (very environmentally friendly). We have wondered who would provide the services though.... so we've lined up - well, never mind..... Discretion assured!!

(QUOTE=veggiechicken)
We also have local experts on massage and tattooing (or so they say!).
It could be a good money maker (not a tomato)
Um..... Have I misunderstood then .

[veggiechicken]

Touche or should I say Touchy-Feely?

[Sanjo]

(QUOTE=veggiechicken)
We also have local experts on massage and tattooing (or so they say!).
It could be a good money maker (not a tomato)
Um..... Have I misunderstood then .

Are you not planning on serving BROTH to the needy?
I won't get to wear my little pinny then and carry my little ladle

[veggiechicken]

I'm sure someone would like to see you in your pinny, brandishing your ladle Sanjo! The Broth would be an extra of course!

[Sanjo]

Well, perhaps it's a long way to come after all and it would probably be cold by the time I got there. Wales is a long long way away!! But good luck with whatever direction you decide to go.