he's not a messiah

[BUFFS]

having a weird day, OH keeps on going outside the back garden and shouting at a persistant squirrel, telling him "he's a very bad boy" for sitting in the cherry tree eating the fruit, not once but 3 times,its like being in the middle of a monty python sketch..

[BUFFS]

I have just been out there but I got the script right, "you are a very naughty boy" and OH says "are you taking the mickey?, I couldn't answer for laughing......

[jackarmy]

If its not to personal a question......................

Is he a virgin ?

[BUFFS]

OH being my wife...SWMBO...if you know what I mean....and hopefully that's his last cherry off my tree...

[Jay-ell]

We are all different




Im not

[Kirk]

OH being my wife...SWMBO...if you know what I mean....and hopefully that's his last cherry off my tree...

More like the first of many cherries, where many is all of them.
You will find a water pistol is good for them. Squirrel not Wife, although.......

[the big lebowski]

always look on the bright side of life ? (sorry) ha ha

[BUFFS]

this treerat is taking the mickey, I went out this morning to get a paper and he was sat on the drive, sitting up like one of those meerkats, with a massive strawberry in its mouth, looking at me with the expression on its face that seemed to say "whats the matter with you? I haven't been near your cherries", I got to within a yard of it before it decided to make off with its breakfast, and I did resist the temptation to tell him that "you are a very naughty boy", as OH does it so much better...about half the cherries gone and most of the strawbs, he is certainly getting his 5 a day, and everyone else's doing a quick count........