Online Vegetable Show

[nick the grief]

I was just thinking of how to arrange my collection of veg for the photo, so far I've got 2 onions & a big courgette ..... any thoughts

[Lesley Jay]

I will start deleting Nick if you are not careful !!!

[nick the grief]

As you well know LJ, presentation is everything with showing off your produce to best efect on the bench

[User Removed]

Nick I think I know of somewhere you could put that courgette.
Im not sure about the onions yet though

[Lesley Jay]

Yes Nick presentation is everything!!

[Shortie]

I was wondering nick, following the produce jewellery thread, about onion earrings and a courgette bow tie?

....Oh, I see.... that's not quite what you were thinking was it?

[nick the grief]

I've only got one ear peirced so a 4 pound onion would give me neck ache

[Snadger]

Snadger, I think you fit into the Ugly and wanted catagories
But not the shy one

Welll hello Adam, nice to hear from you!
With a bedside manner like yours you know, you could have made a fortune as a GP!

[denise]

What a great idea Snager - count me in.

[multiveg]

We did this sort of thing on another gardening messageboard one year (2004?). It got a bit out of hand as there were so many categories for veg. Now, we just put up pictures whenever of our produce.

[Lesley Jay]

Nevertheless Multiveg this is a great idea and next year we will have a virtual vegetable and allotment/garden competition.

[Earthbabe]

That will be great LJ, then Nck can give us all tips on proper presentation of your vegetables (for the show bench of course).

[Lesley Jay]

As long as it is just tips Earthbabe and not a 'virtual' demonstration!!!

[Earthbabe]

I quite agree.

[andrewo]

Here, here, part of me wouldn't want to be photographed with the veg as people may mistake me for a turnip.