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[MaureenHall]

Bride, what the heck are you doing on the vine at 4am? Dreaming of chickens and cockerals doing rude things I bet and it woke you up!! Loved that though, specially the last bit but I think we should apologise to Tony for vandalising his thread (umble pologies Tony, *grovels*)

Tony, has Mr Cockeral settled in yet or are all the girls still ganging up on him?

[Snadger]

let me draw you aside, in private, and show you the real world of chookdom!
life starts as a cold day old chick, headed for abuse, and use, unless you get lucky and get a fee range berth..............but thats the dream ticket, thats the golden ring on the roundabout, for the real chicken, its eggs, daily, and you had better produce, or THEY start thinking, 'can it still feed me, does it still need me', when i have cost £6.40.


revolution rears it ugly head,it was bound to happen, no race so oppressed can survive 'less it rise up and ...........lay an egg' !
and then the tables turned, from being slaves, they became queens, no longer did the provision of eggs rule their lifespan, now eggs were a divine blessing bestowed on ardent worshippers, now they could scratch and ruffle and be noticed!!!

NOW chickens .... from this day forward you will BE chickens, producer of egg, scratcher of ground, eater of the occasional pasta, worm conquerer, source of amusement on a wet afternoon, daft begger when the cat looks at you.

Those that worship at the alter of chickenhood will be blessed amongst nutters, thine is the chookrun, the mash and the spaghetti, for ever and ever, argghhh mud.

And here endeth the first lesson!

[lynda66]

i blame vodka myself lol ...... she had me up talking all night and was very rude about chickens

[frias]

Hi frias you need to klick on to links

Hi Tony, yeh I realised that really. I was looking at your Avatar.

Avril

[BrideXIII]

i blame vodka myself lol ...... she had me up talking all night and was very rude about chickens

nonsense, i adore chickens, how could i possibly be rude about them? the rest of course i cannot deny

[lynda66]

i didn't mean in a don't like chickens sense i meant in a rude sense ..... never mind i'll get my coat

[Birdie Wife]

Hi birdie wife
he's about 23 weeks he's only been running with sisters and mother.
thats him top right http://i498.photobucket.com/albums/r...m/100_1627.jpg picture 2 ex bats http://i498.photobucket.com/albums/r...m/100_1630.jpg

@ Bride and lynda...

Looks like he'll grow to be a lovely big lad at that age they are mostly 'all rights and no responsibilities' but they grow up fine. I think your ladies could learn to love him they'll run away a lot to begin with but fear not, it's all part and parcel.