i want a puffin

[Birdie Wife]

Fascinating bird factoid for the day... the most sandeels ever recorded in a puffin's bill was.... drum roll.... 61... and a butterfish!!

I feel better for getting that off my chest

[Flummery]

Go and have a lie down now Birdie - I can see that's been bothering you!

[lynda66]

Puffins are cute, but they stink of fish

so do my cats

Lynda - turn off the television. Unplug it NOW. Step away slowly!

it's off but that didn't work ..... still want one

Heaven help us if she watches a documentary on elephants! She'll need a bigger garden

a few years ago i went to thailand cos i wanted to feed an elephant a banana ...... tried to bring one home, but he wouldn't fit in my suitcase

and you lot stop suggesting puffins for dinner cos cos i'll cry

i always said if i win lots on the lottery i'm gonna buy a huge plot of land and keep a herd of elephants on it ....... cos they are my fave all time animals ....... oh and one day i'm gonna go and spend some time in an elephant orphanage ...... just cos

[HeyWayne]

Which bird is always out of breath?

[lynda66]

a penguin, cos they cant get the wrapper off

[HeyWayne]

a penguin, cos they cant get the wrapper off

No, the one who smokes 40 tabs a day!

[lynda66]

oh yeah ...... that was why don't polar bears eat penguins

[pipscariad]

I shouldn't really encourage you I know, but when we went to Skomer (go, Shirl, it's brilliant!), you could have reached out and popped one in your rucksack, you could get that close! In fact *whispers*, son No2 did touch one, I'm sure it's very much not allowed.

I'd like one too, gorgeous (the puffins that is! )