Flying Pigs

[MaureenHall]

can just imagine a huge bionic porker ...... with all it's eatable bits made out of metal

Well it's a thought isn't it? Start off with 1 leg, then another, then a shoulder, then a bit of belly ...................................... think somebody would complain though don't you? Besides, isn't it true that the only inedible part of a pig is its grunt?

[lynda66]

Well it's a thought isn't it? Start off with 1 leg, then another, then a shoulder, then a bit of belly ...................................... think somebody would complain though don't you? Besides, isn't it true that the only inedible part of a pig is its grunt?

you obviously haven't watched i'm a celebrity they ate grunts too

[Snadger]

Of course you all know what would happen if pigs COULD fly............bacon would go up! Groaaaaan!

Shut up Snadge!!!!!..........Well it is the season of Christmas cracker jokes..........God save us!

[HayleyB]

Groan, honestly

[MaureenHall]

Hmmmmphhhh !

[HayleyB]

Bah humbug or should that be Baaaaaaaaaa (for Glutton )

[Glutton4...]

[Snadger]

Well would you look at that.......four liccle lambseys faces!

[Glutton4...]

NO, I want black-faced ones!

[lizzylemon]

Good luck with the pigs - scary beasts if you ask me. The only creature that's ideal for getting rid of human remains dontchaknow. (I'd just like to point out that it was an old work mate of mine who calmy informed me of this gem of information one lunch time and not something I personally looked into).

I have enough trouble keeping the chooks in one place. Hendrix (the Nera) took one look at me this morning and "hopped" over the 5 foot fence I spent a whole weekend putting up. Blooming chooks

[HayleyB]

Yep, I've read the Hannibal books too.

Chatted with our next door neighbour farmer Xmas eve when he dropped off our card. His wife has two Large White sows currently with litters of 18 and 14. He revealed he has a boar Welsh sommat. Soooooo.......

[Polly Fouracre]

Hmmm, fencing and money could be a problem.......

Fencing is indeed the biggest problem! It needs to be ultra-strong and buried as even a big baby pig will get it's snout under the wire and lift it and posts out of the ground if they feel they haven't enough room! A single strand of electric fencing about eight inches off the ground inside the fence may deter them.

[Glutton4...]

...electric fencing about eight inches off the ground inside the fence may deter them.

Hmmm - bacon on the hoof (or trotter I suppose)



Bring on the Homer piccy again!

(dribble dribble...)

[HayleyB]

Gloucester Old Spots whaddya reckon?

[Glutton4...]

Tasty!

But cute too.