Best chicken jokes?

[Smoggy67]

Thought i'd lighten the mood, so come on lets have your best chicken gag...

Heres a few I googled to get us going..








Why did the rooster cross the road ?
To cockadoodle dooo something

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?
He heard the referee calling fowls

Why did the turkey cross the road ?
To prove he wasn't chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again ?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser

Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road ?
Because he didn't have enough guts

Why did the chicken cross the playground ?
To get to the other slide

Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?
Because chickens hadn't evolved yet

Why did the turtle cross the road ?
To get to the shell station

Why did the horse cross the road ?
Because the chicken needed a day off


Poor I know, but can you do better

[Bramble-Poultry]

Oh dear smoggy - what have you started Hun??

Can't wait to hear all the jokes though!!!

[Nicos]

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
A: She wanted to lay it on the line.

[HeyWayne]

More a visual joke than anything else:

[ginger ninger]

Sits with head in hands thinking "smoggy67" has created a monster...

[sweetiepea]

Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?

A: She wanted to stretch her legs!!

[Nicos]

A pair of chickens go to the library

A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives it to them...and the chickens leave shortly thereafter.

Around midday, the two chickens return to the circulation desk quite vexed and say,' Buk Buk BuKKOOK!' The librarian decides that the chickens desire another three books and gives it to them. The chickens leave as before.

The two chickens return to the library in the early afternoon, approach the librarian, looking very annoyed and say, 'Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook!' The librarian is now a little suspicious of these chickens. She gives them what they request, and decides to follow them.

She followed them out of the library, out of the town, and to a park. At this point, she hid behind a tree, not wanting to be seen. She saw the two chickens throwing the books at a frog in a pond, to which the frog was saying, "Rrredit Rrredit Rrredit..."

[Smoggy67]

oh dear oh dear, what have I done indeed

[sweetiepea]

For all you sporting fans:

YouTube - Kanal von Tempelritter

[Bramble-Poultry]

Sorry Smoggy no sympathy you have only got yourself to blame for this

[walldanzig]

A man ordering in a posh resturant enquires how they prepare their chicken the waiter replies "well sir we just tell it, your going to die"

[Bramble-Poultry]

taxi for walldanzig

[Smoggy67]

Chinese waiter is called over and the customer complains..
"This chicken is rubbery" !

Thank you says the waiter, i will pass your compliment onto the chef...

boom boom

[ginger ninger]

STOP, STOP , STOP, I confess it was ME who put the snails in the recycle bin....I'm sorry MURCY, MURCY.

[Smoggy67]

lol - ninger you cant be upset at jokes, theyre meant to cheer you up..lol

So sad im getting, whilst working in the garden I was actually thinking of chicken jokes!!!!

Realised Ihad to stop when my best was "80's chicken band - MARAN MARAN..lol