Best chicken jokes?

[Hilary B]

famer goes to the bank and asks for a million pound loan for a project to breed six legged four winged chickens.
the bank manager is sceptical until the farmar produces a cat carrier with a trio of the birds .
the bank manager says...."ok but why?
the farmer points out that the restaraunt trade can get more prtions from the G.M chickens and that profit forecasts are good as all the customers ask for a leg or a wing.
the bank manager thinks he can see a good invastment and approves the loan saying pay back must start after 6 months.
Six months go bye and no money comes in to the bank.......
the bank manager gets worried,his job's on the lie sohe pays a visit to the farmer.


he drives down the long private road through fields full of six legged chickens and up to the farmhouse.
He rings the bell ,feeling slightly less worried,the breeding program has obviously paid off!
The farmer opens the door and says "Oh its you"
the bank manager says "I see the breeding program is going well ,are you having trouble getting orders?"
the farmer replies "No we have had orders for 50,000 chickens this week"
the bank manager replies "so whats the problem"
AND the farmer says................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................"can't catch the damn things"

Before the days of GM, this joke was about chickens cross bred with spiders, to get 8 legs... (and it is STILL funny, however many times it is told!)

[Flummery]

Heard the one about Chuck and the buzzards before. It was made into a song by the late lamented Jake Thackray!

[Smoggy67]

<<<<<nudge>>>>>>>

[LilyRose]

Nice ones Smoggy and Corax. Had a good chuckle