URGENT pingu phoenix and neva need a home

[SarzWix]

Did I lie? or am I winding you all up? If I know anything then I bet Sarz knows too

Humph! Sarz knows sweet FA So if you do know, and I don't...




There'll be trouble in't mill

[HayleyB]

oooooooer, that'll be trouble in't mill then............

[lynda66]

Lynda only managed a few spuds and a couple of onions this year, soooooo she decided to grow some....um.......'medicinal herbs' instead. As we know certain herbs only do well in the sand of Afghanistan or Morocco and, suddenly finding themselves in pure Pennine peat, liberally fertilized with Pingu poo,

you mean thats news???? ;:

[lynda66]

If she is moving to Spain I'm gonna go sneak in one of her boxes

well i'm going to spain early next year .... but nope thats not news lol

[lynda66]

Let's see how Lynda likes her legs and armpits shaved with that

tried that last year ... only works when hairs are 3 inches long ... and i shaved em on wednesday .... tuff luck

[lynda66]

It was Sarz who dobbed you in Auntie Mo

You aren't suggesting that a Mod would withold Lynda's news from the Vine are you?

says NOWT ...

[lynda66]

ok a little news .... I'm not even in England .... so you gotta find me first ..... and the wooly hat is very useful ..... of course i'll be having a gothic wedding one day .... BUT .... i have never actually had a proposal ever ...... and certainly not in a wooly hat *tuts you all are never actually gonna guess vos you're all rubbish lol *goes off to sit on norty step in fits of giggles

[Nicos]

Wales or Scotland then???

[lynda66]

Australia ... i fancied a warm holiday ... *giggles

[Nicos]

..with a new puppy??...you not planning on coming back??...poor Rob

[lynda66]

lol ... actually ozzy escaped from the garden yesterday, and went for a ride in the back of the dog wardens van .... he was still on the van when rob rung the dog warden, and they charged £60 for him to get a lift home .... THE most expensive car ride ever .... norty puppy .... Rob will get over it

course i'm coming back .... sometime lol

[Eco-Chic]

BUT .... i have never actually had a proposal ever ...... *tuts you all are never actually gonna guess vos you're all rubbish lol *goes off to sit on norty step in fits of giggles

Blokes up your way must be very unadventurous Lynda. Marriage to you would be a barrel of laughs and chaotic happenings, I reckon

We stocked the norty step with red soldier ant nests cos we knew you'd come back to gloat. *giggles*

[lynda66]

Blokes up your way must be very unadventurous Lynda. Marriage to you would be a barrel of laughs and chaotic happenings, I reckon

We stocked the norty step with red soldier ant nests cos we knew you'd come back to gloat. *giggles*

tis ok, they are only chewing the blobs off, they're a big help .... i'll look normal before you know it .... actually married to me would be a flipping nightmare i wouldn't want to wish me on anyone forever lol

[HayleyB]

So whattya doing in Scotland then???????? Intriguing...........

[lynda66]

So whattya doing in Scotland then???????? Intriguing...........

who said i was in scotland?????????????? .... PMSL