URGENT pingu phoenix and neva need a home

[lynda66]

*sets off for auntie Mo's

[its hilly]

Oh come on Auntie Mo...I live in Cumbria.......and you think a bit of mud and water will distract me ROFL. Thats normal here in SUMMER, let alone just now.
Mind you, scones and clotted cream, ooohhh, and cake too? Now thats real distraction material
I'm on my way

[Eco-Chic]

As soon as Myrtle Cluck gives me the okay to leave the key to the corn cupboard with her I'm on me way to Auntie Mo.

If all the cake and scones are gone when I arrive, I will scweam and scweam and scweam until you are all sick.

[lynda66]

well a small update .... i'm gonna be very quiet till the 14th .... may be a little busy xxx

[FROSTYFRECKLE]

I've been thinking about Lynda's secret. Didn't someone mention Lynda needed a hat? Well women wear hats to weddings, so Lynda are you changing your surname on the 14th?

[HayleyB]

Hmmmmmmm, busy over next two weeks, involving big boxes perhaps

Eco don't forget - Tea Tree Oil

[Nicos]

I've been thinking about Lynda's secret. Didn't someone mention Lynda needed a hat? Well woman wear hats to weddings, so Lynda are you changing your surname on the 14th?

Nah- she suggested I bought a black woolly hat...she doesn't mean a balaclava for her does she??..she's not going to do a bank robbery??

[Flummery]

Nah- she suggested I bought a black woolly hat...she doesn't mean a balaclava for her does she??..she's not going to do a bank robbery??

Ah but Lynda only does black - and dark purple. That'd be her wedding outfit colour of choice!

[FROSTYFRECKLE]

Yeah, a Goth (ish) wedding with black woolly hats (it is winter after all). Or perhaps a move?

[Glutton4...]

Perhaps she's going to her Mum's place in Spain!

[SarzWix]

If she is going somewhere, I hope it's somewhere that has central heating... Seems from her Facebook post this morning that she still hasn't sussed out how to work hers

[bluemoon]

Lynda only managed a few spuds and a couple of onions this year, soooooo she decided to grow some....um.......'medicinal herbs' instead. As we know certain herbs only do well in the sand of Afghanistan or Morocco and, suddenly finding themselves in pure Pennine peat, liberally fertilized with Pingu poo, they grew to the size of small oak trees, bringing them to the attention of the boys in blue. Don't worry Lynda, it won't be so bad, any day now the Daily Mail will print their annual article which assures us that those residing at Her Majesty's pleasure have much nicer Christmas dinners than the average OAP; also these places have kitchen gardens which is bound to be where you find yourself, they wouldn't waste talent like yours on mail-bags. This is why we'll need wooly hats when we visit her as she'll be outdoors.....though admittedly surrounded by a fence that would make most allotment associations drool.

[Eco-Chic]

It may well be hols at HMP for Lynda (that'll teach her to tease us) but she won't be [S]wrecking[/S] the Kitchen garden as she said way back that there would be no more digging and she would be scattering concrete and mixing grass seed

I'm desperate to know what the woman who rotavated her crocs while wearing them can be up to

[SarzWix]

PMSL @ bluemoon

EcoC, I'd forgotten about the rotavating incident...

[HayleyB]

If she is moving to Spain I'm gonna go sneak in one of her boxes