Funny thing happened on way home from lottie.............

[Snadger]

Got to the first roundabout and someone was peeping behind me. "Sod it" says I, I can't move forward until the coast is clear.
Got to the next roundabout and someone else was peeping there horn behind me.

Cripes there's some impatient buggers round here I thought.

Got half way up the dual carriageway when someone in the other lane peeped,pulled up parallel to me and wound there window down shouting:-

" YOU'VE GOT HALF A DOZEN EGGS BALANCED ON YOUR CAR ROOF"

My hands were full of bags of veg when I came from the lottie so I put the eggs on the roof until I searched for my car keys!

I was very embarassed, but once I'd retrieved them I couldn't stop laughing the rest of the way home!
Old age is a terrible thing!

[witchwoo]

lol amazing that they were still on your roof

[Bren In Pots]

Can't get over how they didn't fall off at the first corner

[perkin]

LOL - impressed they stayed there on the dual carriageway!

[Snadger]

It must be my steady driving that kept them on!

Just had a horrible thought.................what if i'd had to brake hard for someone crossing the road and because of it they got splattered with half a dozen eggs!!! eek!

[binley100]

Snadge that has made my day ........not a lot else can be said but thankyou for sharing

[Aberdeenplotter]

LOL - impressed they stayed there on the dual carriageway!

Male driver course they weren't going to fall off

[binley100]

................what if i'd had to brake hard for someone crossing the road and because of it they got splattered with half a dozen eggs!!! eek!

fast food ........

[taff]

Just had a horrible thought.................what if i'd had to brake hard for someone crossing the road and because of it they got splattered with half a dozen eggs!!! eek!

and they say students are bad.....

[VirginVegGrower]

Once did that with a takeaway pizza. Also my purse - when the kids were tiny, used to put stuff on the roof before lifting them into car seats. So easily done - you must be a steady driver

[binley100]

.....or slow

[VirginVegGrower]

.....or slow

I didn't say that

[ginger ninger]

Uncle Snadge...your priceless, now that made me giggle. I'd have thought this was more up your street .

[Snadger]

.....or slow

Shaddap binners!

I assure you I ain't one of those dithery old gits who shouldn't be on the road!

(At one time it was believed if man travelled faster than 40 miles an hour he would explode...................... probably why my Uncle used to say " Why would anyone want to go faster than 40 mile an hour?")

It was probably the road grime that stuck the egg box to the roof as the only time the car has ever been washed was the day I got it!

[chris]

lol