Most Ridiculous but believable names you could come up with being a plant breader

[happyhumph]

Supersonic Black hole - a very dark arum lily with white speckles in the throat... Might need to check I haven't actually seen that in a catalogue...

[noviceveggrower]

A favourite of Williams is Snot Green Sweet Pea. He came out with it the other day. Hey keeps him amused.