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  • #16
    Any skin of snake not yet grown cold?

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    • #17
      Got a rubber one on the plot ........will that do ?
      S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
      a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

      You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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      • #18
        Can't promise Bins. If you really, really want courgettes you're going to have to find the real thing.........

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        • #19
          which is???
          S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
          a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

          You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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          • #20
            A non-rubber skin of snake!! Ooher

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            • #21
              eye of newt, leg of toad and skin of snake ..........
              S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
              a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

              You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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              • #22
                and no animals were harmed in the making of this potion ..........
                S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
                a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

                You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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                • #23
                  I've lost the plot now, is it potion to kill the snugs, or to make the plants grow? I know which I'm most in need of.
                  Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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                  • #24
                    tis to make your cucurbits grow Flo .........
                    S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
                    a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

                    You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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                    • #25
                      Don't worry about a thing Flo for I have already waved my magic wand over your seeds. Bins however needs distant magicking, and as a veggie it was truly hard to contemplate the sacrifice of a newt, toad and a snake skin. but, by her incredible powers, Bins has conjured up substitutes that will be brewed up tonight. If I manage to wake tomorrow I will cast a spell upon all cucurbit growers, and they shall bring forth giant cukey things that will win all shows and astound bystanders. Don't blame me if you're arrested though

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