View * of * my greenhouse door... ;)

[Guest]

It needs some machicolation

I've always wanted to use that word in public

Don't forget some castellations.

[Cadalot]

I hope my £50 from B&Q does not need quite as much Heath Robinson modifications, if it does you can come over and help me Balders.. Hopefully the extra £30 is the door

[veggiechicken]

You are daft BM ..**runs to hide**

You need a moat for the drawbridge

CG, that's a brilliant idea - a moat right around the GH which would stop slugs unless they could use the remote to lower the drawbridge. The moat water could be used to irrigate the GH, drop in some comfrey and nettles to turn it into fertiliser and the stench would keep away any 2 legged pests
Go for it Baldy

[SusieG]

It needs some machicolation

I've always wanted to use that word in public

Yes, VC - then Baldy could pour burning oil or drop rocks on any rogue SAS type slugs/snails that managed to slime their way through the moat .......

[boatsman]

It needs some machicolation

I've always wanted to use that word in public

We had one of those once, but the wheels fell off!

[Bren In Pots]

A moat would keep slugs out so I'd go for that idea.