Will the last person leaving Glasgow please turn out the light!

[Phill]

Is there anybody out there on the forum from Glasgow or are you all here in sunny Manchester?

[greenstar]

Phill, you must know that only half of Glasgow is in Manchester. The more sensible are still here thinking about building a big wall to stop the rest of them coming back.

That's a JOKE before anybody starts...

[Phill]

Didn't the Romans try that once...I don't think it worked!

(that's only a joke too!)

[greenstar]

Yeah, but they were coming at it from the wrong angle.

[Alice]

I think there are quite a few members from Glasgow and district. Used to live in that area before I moved to Perthshire this year. Any particular reason for asking ?

[greenstar]

Alice - there was a football match on last night in Manchester between a Glaswegian team and a Russian one. Don't worry, it wasn't important.