tobacco growing

[lynda66]

Still I could always not cross a road!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you should only not cross roads if you're a chicken *nods*

dontcha love proverbs

[Geo]

ahhhhh but at least i'll die healthy

Geo..

[Cloud]

I don't look cool.They are my lungs and I will do with them what I want.

[lynda66]

yup, i never said i look cool either but this is cool http://teach-me.110mb.com/nurple-mothersmilk.gif ......... anyway, i don't drink or have sex, so i have to do something to kill the time

[lynda66]

ooooooooo i've just noticed i'm a sprouter ....... i'd probably think that was cool ......... if i didn't hate sprouts so much

[Snadger]

actually john wayne couldn't ride a horse .........

Probably couldn't roll a ciggy either............

[Snadger]

ooooooooo i've just noticed i'm a sprouter ....... i'd probably think that was cool ......... if i didn't hate sprouts so much

Thats what the ciggys do for you!

[Cloud]

Any way while we are on the subject.The new ad campaign to stop smoking ie you do what your parents do .What a load of tosh!!!!!!

[lynda66]

yup, i've found that my son hates smoking, and his mates whose parents have never smoked ....... all smoke ..... think they got that wrong lol. my parents and grandparents smoked and both lived to over 90, my parents gave up 20 years ago, but my sister doesn't but both of her kids do

[lynda66]

Probably couldn't roll a ciggy either............

damn, i'm gonna have to google that now

ooooooo i'm not giving up smoking if it makes me sprout, cos i've shrunk 2 cm in the last year ...... i need to grow again

[Cloud]

I have 4 children and mum smokes and I smoke but none of my children smoke.What a waste of public money.Never mind chin up though yeah.

[lynda66]

i also think i smoke more since the smoking ban too, cos i don't go to the pub now so i stay home and smoke

[snuffer]

Hey. Pro-smoking, anti-smoking, whatever. Don't forget you can grind it into a powder and stuff it up your nose. You don't have to set fire to your baccy in order to enjoy it. My snuff box is my constant companion.

[lynda66]

never fancied that at all lol, think ill stick to smoking it

[Snadger]

Hey. Pro-smoking, anti-smoking, whatever. Don't forget you can grind it into a powder and stuff it up your nose. You don't have to set fire to your baccy in order to enjoy it. My snuff box is my constant companion.

They used to put snuff on the bar for free instead of peanuts! Barman couldn't get any snuff one wek and he new his customers expected it so he found a dried dog turd, ground it up and put that there instead.

First customer comes in, gets his snuff and says to his mate " Can you smell dog sh*t?" His mate says no, takes a snort of snuff and says " Cripes I can now though! Damm good snuff that!"