Rabbie Burns

[Aberdeenplotter]

Off to my allotment to harvest the neeps I'll be serving up with haggis and tatties later. Don't think they had sarpo mira in Rabbie's day though.

Fair fa' you big and muckle spud, that came fae oot o honest mud
yer big and pink wi skin sae bright, unaffected by the blight
Nae hurrying you to get you ready, your growth is lang and uncoe steady
So to the plate you've nae been hashed, now biled and chappit nicely mashed
Wi neeps and haggis and a glass o madeira,
I gie tae you the sarpo mira.

[snake the squadie]

mate i am of to my second burns night in 3 days later and i am english lol.

my curse upon your bitter twang
that shoots my tortued gooms alang

[Caro]

Off to my allotment to harvest the neeps I'll be serving up with haggis and tatties later. Don't think they had sarpo mira in Rabbie's day though.

Fair fa' you big and muckle spud, that came fae oot o honest mud
yer big and pink wi skin sae bright, unaffected by the blight
Nae hurrying you to get you ready, your growth is lang and uncoe steady
So to the plate you've nae been hashed, now biled and chappit nicely mashed
Wi neeps and haggis and a glass o madeira,
I gie tae you the sarpo mira.

Madeira???

[snakeshack]

call an ambulance for the serious burns unit!!

[Aberdeenplotter]

Madeira???

No apologies. What else rhymes with mira?

[Aberdeenplotter]

call an ambulance for the serious burns unit!!

You'll need to explain that comment. I just don't get it.