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  • #46
    Some say she sleeps on a bed of compost and when/if she purps it smells like Borlotti beans

    all we know, is she's called Two Sheds

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    • #47
      I can see how she would be good on radio - she is on here with great frequency...
      20 000 posts ! I know professional fencing contractors who have done fewer !

      (But it is the grammar and spelling that really impresses me...no apostrophe police needed with TS. )
      There's no point reading history if you don't use the lessons it teaches.

      Head-hunted member of the Nutter's Club - can I get my cranium back please ?

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      • #48
        Originally posted by snohare View Post
        ..no apostrophe police needed with TS. )
        rolleyes indeedy

        I can also do self deprecation (should there be a hyphen with that? I'm not sure...?)
        Last edited by Two_Sheds; 14-03-2011, 08:30 PM.
        All gardeners know better than other gardeners." -- Chinese Proverb.

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        • #49
          Someone call the hyphen patrol !
          You do realise that there is an unlimited sentence for the grammatical crimes you have just committed ? (Even if it is an initial offence.)
          There's no point reading history if you don't use the lessons it teaches.

          Head-hunted member of the Nutter's Club - can I get my cranium back please ?

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          • #50
            I see a programme or a book at least...

            Gardening By Cycle (see what I did there?)

            Or Two Sheds, Two Wheels and a Dame.

            Or perhaps Two Sheds, Two Wheels and a Broad (either Norfolk or foreign climes).

            Regardless - TS, you're one of life's gems. Good work lady, and long may it continue. An inspiration to many, an enigma to few, but a friend to all.

            There's a big hug waiting for ya if we ever meet lass.
            A simple dude trying to grow veg. http://haywayne.blogspot.com/

            BLOG UPDATED! http://haywayne.blogspot.com/2012/01...ar-demand.html 30/01/2012

            Practise makes us a little better, it doesn't make us perfect.


            What would Vedder do?

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            • #51
              Originally posted by HeyWayne View Post
              There's a big hug waiting for ya if we ever meet lass.
              I like to think I'd take you up on that, I am hopeful for a Norfolk Grapestock, but as we have no motorways it may remain a distant dream ...
              All gardeners know better than other gardeners." -- Chinese Proverb.

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              • #52
                Well, I'd certainly like to add my thanks and appreciation here

                I only started growing stuff last summer for the first time, and this forum was pretty much where I learnt how to do it. Two Sheds gave me so much invaluable advice, I'm ever so grateful.

                Heartfelt thanks, Two Sheds!
                Diagonally parked in a parallel universe!
                www.croila.net - "Human beans"

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by HeyWayne View Post
                  TS, you're one of life's gems. Good work lady, and long may it continue. An inspiration to many, an enigma to few, but a friend to all.

                  There's a big hug waiting for ya if we ever meet lass.
                  Last edited by bearded bloke; 15-03-2011, 11:05 AM.
                  He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

                  Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by HeyWayne View Post
                    I see a programme or a book at least...

                    Gardening By Cycle (see what I did there?)
                    lol! almost spat my water out everywhere

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by Two_Sheds View Post
                      I like to think I'd take you up on that, I am hopeful for a Norfolk Grapestock, but as we have no motorways it may remain a distant dream ...
                      Where are we without dreams?

                      Besides, we're hopefully buying a tent soon - so who knows...
                      A simple dude trying to grow veg. http://haywayne.blogspot.com/

                      BLOG UPDATED! http://haywayne.blogspot.com/2012/01...ar-demand.html 30/01/2012

                      Practise makes us a little better, it doesn't make us perfect.


                      What would Vedder do?

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