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  • #16
    ... and if you prefer Cucumbers, why settle for a Gherkin!
    All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
    Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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    • #17
      Big cukes won't fit in jars unless you chop em up though!
      My Majesty made for him a garden anew in order
      to present to him vegetables and all beautiful flowers.- Offerings of Thutmose III to Amon-Ra (1500 BCE)

      Diversify & prosper


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      • #18
        nor will big gherkins .........
        S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
        a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

        You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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        • #19
          Originally posted by binley100 View Post
          nor will big gherkins .........
          But.........at what size does a gherkin become a cuke?
          My Majesty made for him a garden anew in order
          to present to him vegetables and all beautiful flowers.- Offerings of Thutmose III to Amon-Ra (1500 BCE)

          Diversify & prosper


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          • #20
            they never do .......ask my lottie neighbour . Last year when she looked after my lottie she picked what she thought was a cuc and gave it to her Mum. who said don't think much to your cuc's they're very bitter. I said I'm not surprised you gave her a giant gherkin ......

            By the way wonder if can keep this going long enough for DC to spot it after all it is his gherkin that Zaz would like a pic of.......
            S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
            a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

            You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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            • #21
              Originally posted by binley100 View Post
              they never do .......ask my lottie neighbour . Last year when she looked after my lottie she picked what she thought was a cuc and gave it to her Mum. who said don't think much to your cuc's they're very bitter. I said I'm not surprised you gave her a giant gherkin ......

              By the way wonder if can keep this going long enough for DC to spot it after all it is his gherkin that Zaz would like a pic of.......
              Well......there's one in the eye for me.........I thought gherkins always turned into cukes if left long enough? Didn't realise they tasted any different either!

              Dark crow...........wherefor art thou?
              My Majesty made for him a garden anew in order
              to present to him vegetables and all beautiful flowers.- Offerings of Thutmose III to Amon-Ra (1500 BCE)

              Diversify & prosper


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              • #22
                Originally posted by Snadger View Post
                Dark crow...........wherefor art thou?

                Probably measuring his gherkin!
                "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                Location....Normandy France

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                • #23
                  Just wish I could spell Double Entendre.

                  Colin
                  Potty by name Potty by nature.

                  By appointment of VeggieChicken Member of the Nutters club.


                  We hang petty thieves and appoint great ones to public office.

                  Aesop 620BC-560BC

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Potstubsdustbins View Post
                    Just wish I could spell Double Entendre.

                    Colin
                    Doooobal Ontondra. Seeemples!
                    All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
                    Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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                    • #25
                      Errmmm...do you REALLY think he's going to say something on here after this lot?????
                      "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                      Location....Normandy France

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                      • #26
                        Where is he?

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Nicos View Post
                          Errmmm...do you REALLY think he's going to say something on here after this lot?????
                          Oh Yes! (said in my best 'Churchill' voice) he won't be able to resist!
                          All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
                          Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by rustylady View Post
                            Where is he?
                            probably fo.......nooooooooooo I better not
                            Last edited by binley100; 05-08-2011, 10:29 PM.
                            S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
                            a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

                            You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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                            • #29
                              This is getting silly . This is the first thread I visit when I come to the vine

                              and then I can't read anything else for 10 minutes because of tears in my eyes.

                              Just wish he would find his gerkin

                              Colin
                              Last edited by Potstubsdustbins; 06-08-2011, 09:36 PM.
                              Potty by name Potty by nature.

                              By appointment of VeggieChicken Member of the Nutters club.


                              We hang petty thieves and appoint great ones to public office.

                              Aesop 620BC-560BC

                              sigpic

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                              • #30
                                Am getting a little worried now .......my gherkins are like a jungle so am wondering if he's got lost in his gherkin jungle.....
                                S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
                                a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

                                You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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