Double Trusses

[veggiechicken]

How many carveries did you eat, Potty
More importantly, did you enjoy it?

[Potstubsdustbins]

Just one VC just the one and yes thankyou I enjoyed it very much indeed.

Colin

[veggiechicken]

Very restrained of you!! Your friend must be a lot older than you Potty

[Potstubsdustbins]

11 months younger the swine, and before you asked he lived up to his reputation. His plate contained roast beef & roast gammon, boiled new potaoes and roast potatoes, yorkshire pudding, beans, carrots, cauliflower cheese, shredded beetroot, peas and finally gravy.

Followed by a large helping of apple crumble with custard and a clean plate of course.

Colin

[veggiechicken]

When I used to work away with male colleagues their challenge at the hotel carvery used to be to get the maximum possible on their plate. I can still see it - the meat would go onto the plate, then they'd ring the plate with potatoes as a dam and mound the middle up with whatever else was on offer. They never left any either. There nowt wrong with a healthy appetite Its leaving food on the plate to waste that I can't abide!

[Potstubsdustbins]

When this guys finnished the plate don't need washing like you he abhors wasting good food.

Colin

[veggiechicken]

Is he married?

[Potstubsdustbins]

Yes very happily for longer than me actually his son is 45 and of course he is a great grandfather which makes me very happy as I am only a granddad.

Colin

[veggiechicken]

Oh well, I'll just have to keep looking

[Thelma Sanders]

Oh well, I'll just have to keep looking

for someone with a double truss

[veggiechicken]

At my age, you can't expect perfection

[Thelma Sanders]

that's lowering standards more than a tad though - surely

[veggiechicken]

As long as the trusses have fruit, I don't mind