The trouble with toddler and gardens

[Yorkistransplant]

Hi folks, i need to hand this plant was growing with a label that. Said Courgette, funny looking fuit for courgette plant I think it is part of the same family but can any body help?

1st time for posting pic's hope this works

[rustylady]

Courgettes come in all sorts of shapes, colours and sizes.

It could be a squash, I suppose. Did you buy plants or sow seeds?

[Two_Sheds]

Toddler? Toddlers and gardens?

there are all kinds of courgette shapes, not just long cylindrical ones

[Kirk]

Looks like it is a developing marrow, so related.
Curious about: "The trouble with toddler and gardens" bit ?

[Bigmallly]

My guess is a round courgette..........Take yer pick.............

[vikkib]

I have to ask BM, did you just google 'odd shaped courgettes'?! ; )

[Bigmallly]

I have to ask BM, did you just google 'odd shaped courgettes'?! ; )

"Round Courgettes"

[Creemteez]

A toddler is responsible for swapping the plant labels? Your mystery squash is AS BIG as a toddler?? A toddler broke into your garden under cover of night, dug up your courgette plant and replaced it with Mystery Squash????? You have NAMED your Mystery Squash, "Toddler"???????
WHAT'S THE TODDLER CONNECTION?????????!!!!!!!

[vikkib]

A toddler is responsible for swapping the plant labels? Your mystery squash is AS BIG as a toddler?? A toddler broke into your garden under cover of night, dug up your courgette plant and replaced it with Mystery Squash????? You have NAMED your Mystery Squash, "Toddler"???????
WHAT'S THE TODDLER CONNECTION?????????!!!!!!!

Inquiring minds need to know!

[Jamesy_uk]

Maybe 'toddler and gardens' are the seed suppliers!
Or
It could be code for spies to communicate via websites - in this case they intend to randomly place high ranking spy toddlers in peoples gardens to steal squash encoded with special taste bud decoded messages.

[Creemteez]

Uh-huh. The Wild Goose flies at Midnight! Broadsword calling Danny Boy.....

[veggiechicken]

This is Veggie Chicken calling - We seem to have a problem with one of our operatives.........we may have to send someone in............any volunteers?

[jayjaybee]

This is Veggie Chicken calling - We seem to have a problem with one of our operatives.........we may have to send someone in............any volunteers?

No way, it might be catching, I'm daft enough without encouragement.

[Creemteez]

Waddayasayin VC?????

[MrsCordial]

Or perhaps we contribute our own problems with young children and gardens? 1. Picking unripe strawberries. 2. Picking unripe raspberries. 3. Pulling up seedlings. 4. Leaving the veg patch gate open. 5. Using precious water butt water to water weeds (before the rain). 5. Insisting *he* needs the good trowel. 6. Wanting to dig up beds of young veg plants. Oh I could go on and on and on and on and on...