Who is the God of allotments?

[arpoet]

On here, God is the duty Forum Moderator. If miss Whiplash is on... Start praying.

[noviceveggrower]

Sorry but it just has to be done ; for all the Red Dwarf fans out there ....



Lister: No offense, Rimmer, but that is completely wacko-jacko.

Rimmer: Everyone's entitled to their beliefs, Lister. I never agreed with my parents' religion, but I wouldn't dream of knocking it.

Lister: What were they?

Rimmer: Seventh Day Advent Hop-ists. They believed that every Sunday should be spent hopping. They would hop to church, hop through the service, then hop back home again. I tell you, Sunday lunchtimes were a nightmare - we all had to wear sou'westers and asbestos underpants. You see, they took the Bible literally - Adam and Eve, the snake and the apple, took it word for word. Unfortunately, their version had a misprint. It was all based on 1 Corinthians 13: "Faith, Hop and Charity, and the greatest of these is Hop."

Are you comparing me to Arnold J Rimmer ?

[Lumpy]

St Slime - us Patron saint of slugs and snails.

[bearded bloke]

Are you comparing me to Arnold J Rimmer ?

You are also a follower then

[Potstubsdustbins]

I raise my hands in the air, look skywards and pray to God luvus.

[Noosner]

Definitely female - Mother Nature, I'd have said!

[noviceveggrower]

You are also a follower then

Oh yes. I can't remember the last time I saw it on Tv though. Think Dave had it on though earlier on this year.
Think one of the best ones was with JFK when he had to shoot himself and was it Backwards when everyone did everything backwards.
Come to think of it there are loads of episodes that I really liked but don't know the name of.

[noviceveggrower]

Gun Men of the Apocalypse was another good episode

[lottie dolly]

Another one here for a female,.................the Green Godess of all things natural

[the plumber]

it must be the bloke next allotment to me. he knows every b****y thing about growing veg.

[Chippy Minton]

Another one here for a female,.................the Green Godess of all things natural

Wasn't the Green Goddess the Patron Saint of Lycra? The God of gardening has to be Percy Thrower?

[Snadger]

One of my favourites....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRq_SAuQDec

[Snadger]

The Green Man has to be a strong contender.......

[Greenleaves]

Then what about the Green Giant for sweetcorn growers

[mothhawk]

I think Martin's got the right idea.

There's even a book...