Should I - Off With Their Heads?

[muddled]

Oh! My. Goodness.

If I was embarrassed before about me piddling toms, I'm blinkin mortified now!

and, as an aside, do you get to see daylight out of any of your windows Penellype? It must be like peering through the amazonian canopy by mid May!

Dr Livingstone I presume?

[Penellype]

I prefer tomato plants to net curtains

The tomato plants I am growing for the greenhouse and garden have not even germinated yet.