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  • Think of it as a new Diet plan - the Aztec diet. Cut down your calorie intake the Aztec way. I think this has potential as a moneyspinner

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    • Originally posted by veggiechicken View Post
      Think of it as a new Diet plan - the Aztec diet. Cut down your calorie intake the Aztec way. I think this has potential as a moneyspinner
      Veggies haven't got a great deal of calorific value. Thats why most diet plans allow you to eat as many veggies as you like (apart from tatties)
      My Majesty made for him a garden anew in order
      to present to him vegetables and all beautiful flowers.- Offerings of Thutmose III to Amon-Ra (1500 BCE)

      Diversify & prosper


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      • This'll be Snadges idea of an Aztec diet & who can blame him..........:

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        • Originally posted by Snadger View Post
          I intend titivating and possibly conceting paths in once they are better levelled.
          How exactly are you going to titivate your paths? Is it a good idea to have them conceted (whatever that is)


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          • Originally posted by Jay-ell View Post
            How exactly are you going to titivate your paths? Is it a good idea to have them conceted (whatever that is)

            https://www.wordnik.com/words/concete
            sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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            Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
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            KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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            • Originally posted by Jay-ell View Post
              How exactly are you going to titivate your paths? Is it a good idea to have them conceted (whatever that is)

              The art of titivation dear boy! By titivation I mean..........well..........titivate them to get them exactly level possibly by using the 'dot and dab' method of five cement blobs on the bottom and a spirit level on the top.

              I also need to think about the flags that are on the circlular section and the triangles between them? Do I concrete this bit, or leave it to fill with weeds?
              My Majesty made for him a garden anew in order
              to present to him vegetables and all beautiful flowers.- Offerings of Thutmose III to Amon-Ra (1500 BCE)

              Diversify & prosper


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              • Originally posted by Bigmallly View Post
                This'll be Snadges idea of an Aztec diet & who can blame him..........:

                I didn't realise you could still get those BM. Sounds like my idea of a diet though!
                My Majesty made for him a garden anew in order
                to present to him vegetables and all beautiful flowers.- Offerings of Thutmose III to Amon-Ra (1500 BCE)

                Diversify & prosper


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                • I don't think you can Snadge but they were my favourite at the time.
                  sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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                  Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
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                  • Originally posted by Bigmallly View Post
                    I don't think you can Snadge but they were my favourite at the time.
                    Ah, I'm a Biscuit Boost man mesell or Yorkie with Sultanas inl!
                    My Majesty made for him a garden anew in order
                    to present to him vegetables and all beautiful flowers.- Offerings of Thutmose III to Amon-Ra (1500 BCE)

                    Diversify & prosper


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                    • Originally posted by Snadger View Post
                      I also need to think about the flags that are on the circlular section and the triangles between them? Do I concrete this bit, or leave it to fill with weeds?
                      You fill the triangles with white pebbles which will reflect the moonlight and enable you to travel by night without being observed.
                      That's how the Aztec/Maya/Inca travelled through the jungle to sneak up on their enemies.

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                      • Originally posted by Bigmallly View Post
                        Well, conceited paths will just think they're too good to walk on.

                        Originally posted by Snadger View Post
                        The art of titivation dear boy! By titivation I mean..........well..........titivate them to get them exactly level possibly by using the 'dot and dab' method of five cement blobs on the bottom and a spirit level on the top.

                        I also need to think about the flags that are on the circlular section and the triangles between them? Do I concrete this bit, or leave it to fill with weeds?
                        Nothing to do with a feather duster and a stiff brush then.

                        New all singing all dancing blog - Jasons Jungle

                        �I have not failed 1,000 times. I have successfully discovered 1,000 ways to NOT make a light bulb."
                        ― Thomas A. Edison

                        �Negative results are just what I want. They�re just as valuable to me as positive results. I can never find the thing that does the job best until I find the ones that don�t.�
                        ― Thomas A. Edison

                        - I must be a Nutter,VC says so -

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                        • Originally posted by veggiechicken View Post
                          You fill the triangles with white pebbles which will reflect the moonlight and enable you to travel by night without being observed.
                          That's how the Aztec/Maya/Inca travelled through the jungle to sneak up on their enemies.
                          I've just posted that I can't see the huge moon(Biggest since 48) because we are cloudbound. I suppose that was how the Aztec/Maya's and Inca's got wiped out, because there white pebbles let them down!
                          My Majesty made for him a garden anew in order
                          to present to him vegetables and all beautiful flowers.- Offerings of Thutmose III to Amon-Ra (1500 BCE)

                          Diversify & prosper


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                          • Originally posted by Jay-ell View Post
                            Well, conceited paths will just think they're too good to walk on.



                            Nothing to do with a feather duster and a stiff brush then.
                            Keep your perversions to yesell Jay-el!
                            My Majesty made for him a garden anew in order
                            to present to him vegetables and all beautiful flowers.- Offerings of Thutmose III to Amon-Ra (1500 BCE)

                            Diversify & prosper


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                            • Originally posted by veggiechicken View Post
                              You fill the triangles with white pebbles which will reflect the moonlight and enable you to travel by night without being observed.
                              That's how the Aztec/Maya/Inca travelled through the jungle to sneak up on their enemies.
                              So it's a but like Hansel & Gretel but once they get home they sacrifice the parents on an altar

                              (vision of Snadger in a feather head dress cutting the heart out of a cabbage)

                              New all singing all dancing blog - Jasons Jungle

                              �I have not failed 1,000 times. I have successfully discovered 1,000 ways to NOT make a light bulb."
                              ― Thomas A. Edison

                              �Negative results are just what I want. They�re just as valuable to me as positive results. I can never find the thing that does the job best until I find the ones that don�t.�
                              ― Thomas A. Edison

                              - I must be a Nutter,VC says so -

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                              • That's about it, Jay-ell. Perhaps Snadge's central keyhole needs a sacrificial altar?

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