Ffred arrived today :)

[Nicos]

Offred?
Blessed be the fruit

[Jay-ell]

Do they have any idea of the dastardly plans that you have for them?

Mwe he he he (twiddles with pencil moustache and draws black cape around self)

[veggiechicken]

Ssssshhhh!! They may be listening.

[veggiechicken]

Ffred & Offred have been muttering about wanting their own Vine account.
Kids............want, want,want..................

[Jay-ell]

Oh dear. Looks like they're on the kitchen counter top

[veggiechicken]

I'm getting them used to the idea of what happens in a kitchen............so it will be less of a shock when....................

[Jay-ell]

I'm getting them used to the idea of what happens in a kitchen............so it will be less of a shock when....................

The first version made me think that you were welling up inside and were trying to get yourself accustomed to their fate.

The edited version make it look as if you're taunting them - you heartless chook

[veggiechicken]

It was more , that it sounded like I was getting used to being in a kitchen - and everyone knows I'm really a domestic goddess!

[rary]

Give them a clue, show them some chicken soup or fried chicken

[Jay-ell]

But they're not a patch on the original

[veggiechicken]

You're so unfeeling, you and Jay-ell.
Even Funghi have feelings

[Jay-ell]

maybee they need a hero

[rary]

You're so unfeeling, you and Jay-ell.
Even Funghi have feelings

They Mau well have feelings but more important do they have good taste

[veggiechicken]

Time will tell
They're on a worksurface behind me and, every time I turn around, they seem to have grown. I'm imagining an octopus-like tentacle snaking out and grabbing me round the neck , especially if they realise they are going to be sacrificed.

[rary]

^^^^^Dont build our hopes up