Ffred arrived today :)

[veggiechicken]

I've just woken Ffred up. He was a bit grumpy - told me his bed was damp and could I dry it out a bit before he had to lie in it. Not so much as a please or thank you.

[veggiechicken]

You have made one very large assumption there MH. That VC uses a fridge as a fridge. I mean the dishwasher is a storage cupboard.

That's very perceptive of you, Lumpy. My jam cupboard is a fridge.

[Small pumpkin]

^^^^^ so beyond nuts!


It brilliant







Gods dam it women, let someone get a word in edge ways!

[Lumpy]

Least I know where VC keeps her 'little' secrets now.

Please don't tell me that you have found a delicious slug recipe and have bought a giant queen slug so you can breed the ingrediants for VC's Sunny Slug Cake/ice cream/burgers/crisps.

[chris_m]

Nope, there's nothing piffle about Ffred - apart from the double F.

Which, presumably, is because it's pronounced Fred rather than Vred

[veggiechicken]

Least I know where VC keeps her 'little' secrets now.

Please don't tell me that you have found a delicious slug recipe and have bought a giant queen slug so you can breed the ingrediants for VC's Sunny Slug Cake/ice cream/burgers/crisps.

I can assure you, Lumpy, there is nothing sluggy about Ffred although there is summat a bit Ffishy about him.

[veggiechicken]

Ffred asked me to tell you that if you want any of his brothers and sisters he is prepared to disclose their whereabouts via PM. As you would expect for someone with his special attributes, they're not free or even cheap.
Between these four walls, he's a little secretive about his family. Apparently there are some NoGood Boyos amongst them.
Ffred understands that you may prefer to wait and see whether he comes up with the goods, as they say, and he needs a little time to prepare himself - about 5-6 weeks he's been told. Its the first time he's done this so he's still a bit unsure of the finer details. He seems quite confident though.

[Bluenowhere]

I’m guessing at some sort of Ffungi

[self-contained]

Are the bad boyos in his family somewhat immoral? Whereas Ffred is no doubt quite the opposite!

[veggiechicken]

Ffred just told me to put him to bed 'cos he needs his beauty sleep. He yawned and said "Somewhere warm, draw the curtains, and wake me in 4 weeks" and with that, he gave another yawn and fell asleep.

Hope he doesn't snore.

[Lumpy]

Do you mean you hope he does spore?

[Nicos]

Ffred the ffungal log?
Or Ffred the fnematode?

[Thelma Sanders]

Me thinks that Fred maybe some kind of mushroom/edible fungi

[chris_m]

Me thinks that Fred maybe some kind of mushroom/edible fungi

Ffair enough - but what about Ffred?

[Chippy Minton]

Just Goggled him, FFReD is the Face-Fit Respirator Demonstrator. Seems odd to keep that in the fridge....